FKAHerSweetness' Hannibal Bedmate Quiz

What do you do on your first date?

Wandering in the open fields, looking at nature

He wants to fuck but he'll settle for dinner

Being degraded for no reason in a coffee shop

At a club you chose that he hates

Nice restaurant

What topics of conversation do you touch on?

Oh no! The waiter (or someone) spills wine on you. Hannibal...

Assures the waiter its fine and helps you clean up

Mocks you

Takes you to the bathroom and licks the wine off you

Doesn't make a fuss but the waiter is never seen again.

Makes sure it doesn't actually spill, grabbing the bottle miraculously

Well, that was awkward! But you get invited to his home anyway. You...

Sit by the fireside and talk with steaming mugs of tea

Go out into the garden at night to look at the stars

Get accosted upon entry. Not even making it to the bedroom.

Watch as he starts crying

Get told to strip down immediately

Conversation reaches a lull. Hannibal...

Asks permission to kiss you

Kisses you with no hesitation

Tells you to go up to the bedroom, he'll be there when he's ready

Looks around awkwardly, mumbles some excuse about leaving

Kisses you, undresses you, guess this is happening right here okay then

Kissing him is...

Soft and sweet with a hint of trembling longing

Like returning home

A revelation - you're discovering yourself along with him

Slightly awkward because he's crying

All teeth and harsh sucking - you can't keep up

Foreplay is...

Taking forever - he's moving so slow you're about to go crazy

Just enough to open things up and then BAM WOW OK THEN

You're doing aaaaaall the work

Unnecessarily rough holy shit

Lots of dirty talk and teasing; he thinks it's cute when you beg

When he comes, it's...

The afterglow is comprised of...

Afterglow? You mean more sex?

Weird and horrifying declarations about how he plans to sequester you

Him looking appraisingly at your sex wounds

More crying...

Cuddling and kissing.

Well, that was interesting. Date's over. Time to go home. His general mood towards you leaving is...

Later, homie, good game

*anxiously hopes to see you again but doesn't want to be clingy*

You're not going anywhere, lmao

*wraps you blanket burrito to keep you still*

Oh god please leave *frantic sobbing*

FKAHerSweetness' Hannibal Bedmate Quiz

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