TRASH HAHA DEMOGRAPHIC SURVEY

What do you do for a living? What colour is your collar?

White; I am a professional of some kind, like an actuary or salesperson.

Blue; I work in resource collecting, manufacturing, shipping, or some kind of trade like plumbing or welding.

Pink; I work in the service industry, waiting tables or taking hotel reservations or something.

Green ; I work in a field directly related to government, like politics, military, or an otherwise normal job in a government office.

Hot Pink; I'm in the business of getting given the business :3

Black; I'm currently in higher education.

None; I'm a dirty NEET

What is your living situation?

I own a house or condo.

I rent a place by myself or with a lover/very close friend.

I rent a place with roommates who are just acquaintances.

I live at home, but pay rent to my parents/guardians.

I live at home, rent-free

I live in a box.

Do you do drugs or drink? Check all that apply.

I drink beer regularly.

I drink hard liquor regularly.

I smoke weed or consume other marijuana products like hash or THC/CBD oils.

I do popular party drugs like cocaine, ecstacy, or ketamine.

I do hard/trashy drugs like heroin, crack, or crystal meth.

I do hallucenogens like mushrooms, LSD, or RCs.

I take psychoactive or other mood-altering drugs for genuine ailments, as prescribed by a real doctor.

How is your financial situation?

Very good; I have significant savings or property, good income, and minimal debt.

Good; I have disposable income for partying or investing as I like.

Okay; My finances are comfortably balanced, but just so.

Not Great; My job sucks and/or I'm in huge debts.

Awful; I can barely afford basics like food or shelter.

Do you think the results of this survey will help to better understand and cultivate good feelings and butt pleasure in /haha/?

YEAH!

Nah.

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