New and Improved PPE Person Quiz

What kind of male are you

Fe-

Beta

Human

Not

Where is this?

Palm Springs, CA

Joshua Tree, CA

Peach Springs, AZ

Don't know

How much would you bet on a game of Blackjack?

Nothing

A little, for fun

A substatial amount

I'M ALL-IN BAY-BEE GIMME A WINNER!

Do you occasionally indulge in the consumption of Alcohol?

No.

Yes, I am a slave to my base desire for cheap inebriation. I enjoy the destruction of my most precious mental facilities knowingly and bring shame upon me and my species.

I am a spineless conformist who cannot say no and participates in the self-inflicted destruction of my most precious mental facilities and brings shame upon me and my species, but only in social contexts.

Imagine that you are the prime minister of the United Kingdom in the year 2019. You have just been tasked with negotiating the exit of the United Kingdom from the European Union. However, there have been issues regarding the state of affairs regarding trade in Northern Ireland. Specifically, the border between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland. Under current EU law, there are no barriers to trade and travel, which has greatly benefited the region and eased tensions in the wake of the Troubles, the memories of which still scar the region. However, an exit from the European Union would reintroduce certain barriers to this border. What plan would you, as the Prime Minister, implement to ease the exit of the United Kingdom from the European Union?

I would retain membership in the single market

I would implement the "backstop" agreement as negotiated by the previous cabinet

We don't need an agreement, we will be the SIngapore of Europe, global Britain yeah!

Look I'll just be real here I have no idea how any of this works

So what's your take on "Major Tom" by Neue Deutsche Welle musician Peter Schilling?

It's a cool song

Wait wasn't that by David Bowie

I don't know what this is

Indifferent centrist opinion

So how Dutch are you?

Not

A little

Pretty Dutch

You have no idea just how Dutch I am

Do you pirate stuff online?

Johoho

Nohoho

Just how much of a gamer are you?

I'm in denial

Yeah I play occasionally

Yeah I play "occasionally" (a lot)

I am an epic gamer

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