What character from Rhinoceros are you?

If you're on a deserted island and could only take one thing, what would you take

Alcohol - whats the point of being on an island if you cant be drunk?

A comb - I don't care if I'm alone, I have to look good!

My partner - if I have my true love, nothing else matters

Nothing - Is this really an island or are you lying?

Your friends ask you if you want to go out on a Friday night

Only if we can have intellectual conversations - otherwise why would I bother?

I'll go if theres a lot of people - we'll surely meet more too

Is there alcohol? - If so definitely

If you can tell me why we should I'll consider it - (I probably wont)

Work starts at 9:00 am, what time are you arriving?

9:00 - I will get there when I need to but no earlier

10:00 - who cares about start times, they're merely a formality

8:55 - a bit early so I don't upset the boss

8:30 - punctuality is most important

You're asked to help your friend dress for a party, what advice do you give?

Who cares what you wear - everybody will be drunk and wont notice you

Wear something neat and tidy - first impressions matter

Is the person you like going to be there? - if so dress up

Why should I care what you wear? - Its not my party

What's most important to you?

Going against the majority - why be like everyone else?

Looking clean and tidy - I dress to impress

The love of my life - whats life without love?

Myself - obviously

What's your ideal companion?

A hairless cat - they don't make a mess and wont mess up my clothes

I don't need a pet of any sort - I have myself

A bottle of Jack Daniels - that'll never let me down

I don't want a pet - I just want my soulmate

You're helping a friend prepare for a job interview - you tell them to

Have a drink - it'll take the edge off

Make sure they have a nice outfit - looking sharp will get them the part

Be on alert - is this job really what you want?

Be yourself - don't feel bad if you don't get the job

You're in the street and see a homeless man with only a bottle of alcohol, what do you do?

Cross to the other side of the street - he looks scruffy

You feel awful - give him your lunch and some money

Steal his alcohol - why would a homeless guy need to be drunk?

Who cares - I'm not giving him my hard earned money!

You just got a bonus at work! What do you spend it on?

I treat my friends - they always support me, its time to show my appreciation

I save it - you shouldn't spend money just because you have it

I go straight to the pub - beer on tap for me!

I buy something for myself - I might show it off too

After a long day of work, what are you watching?

A rom-com - I love love

A true crime - I love analysing everyone

A comedy - I like to wind down with a laugh

I don't watch anything - I have no care for that kind of entertainment

What character from Rhinoceros are you?

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