The 'Happy' Test

This quiz is made to see if you are hAPpy. Do you wish to procede?

If somebody came into your house with a gun and shot you in the chest how what would you feel?

I will now show you an image. It will not move.

If an old woman ran to you at your house and claimed she was being chased what would you do?

Congradulations! Only 41% of takers make it this far. Do you wish to proceed?

If a man 50ft away had a gun and a hostage threatening to shoot him if you stepped closer and you had a pistol that wasn't accurate enough to hit from that distance what would you do?

If your cat brought you a dead mouse with it's legs missing how what would you feel?

I will now show you an image. It will not speak.

Is poetry the most artistic way of expression?

Here is an example. Roses are red, quiet as a mouse. You left your door unlocked, I'm in your house.

ERROR!!1!!!!!1111!!!!!1! ERROR!1!!!!1!!111!!!!! ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

Stay looking at this screen. Nobody is in your house. There are no strange noises. If you move you may die. Do you understand?

You have survived the test click Finish to proceed to wether or not you are happy.