What is Your Job in the Empire?

Who Would You Choose to be Your Roommate?

Darth Vader, because he's sensitive and caring

The Joker, because he' funny

Potter, because he can cut you in on the green

Spongebob, because you hate yourself

Who would you rather watch while their parents are away?

Gollum, because he's cute

Peppy Pig, because she's unsettling and happy

Him, because he's dead

Tommy, because your sanity isn't that important to you anyway

Which celebrity would you like to take a tour of the White House with?

Liam Neeson

A telephone operator

Taylor Swift

The Holiest of Prophets

What's your preferred method method of torture?

Music

Sid Style

Say, "You always get the good stuff!"

Cut them in half

Pick your preferred place of work.

The Throne Room

Right here

Worker's Union

The Nose Factory

What's your favorite subject?

Math, because You delight in meaningless jargon

Grammar, because you want to annoy people by correcting every single thing they say or write wrong

Geography, because you want to get out of the country

Health, because you need to know which drugs you can do

What hurts the most?

Finding out your birthday cake is gluten free

Your friend thinks you're not good enough to be a clown

Donald Trump is your God father

Stepping on a lego

What would you like to be arrested for?

Driving too slow

Not carrying a firearm into a public place

Eating too much for lunch

Computer problems

What is the epitaph on your tombstone?

I didn't die for this

Don't swallow glue - it's not worth it

Snakes aren't as innocent as they seem

I'm with her

What's your dream job?

Ice Cream Man

Dragon Trainer

Nicholas Cage's agent

Drug Lord

Pick a color.

Timberwolf

Razzledazzle

Ugly Orange

Whatever this is

Who's your sidekick?

Holy **** Batman!

Barnes

Chuckles

That having been, whooping - clanging stranger danger Sarah Palin!

If you, for some reason, became famous (even though I should be famous; you don't even deserve it!) which personal artifact would you have stored in the museum after your death?

Your socks

Your diary

Your eating utensils

Your head

What is Your Job in the Empire?

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