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What is windy's least favorite color?

What web show on youtube does windy watch (and is watching right now actually)

Windy's favorite constellation?

Religion?

But afterlife?

Favorite video game?

Is windy flipping you off right now?

How tall is windy

What is windy's element

Should windy's name have been watery because water is windy's element and it's ironic

What is windy's deadly sin

Is windy going to hell?

Mr. Marklovitz do you have a moment to talk?

I'm a fraud, I mean hungry for apples is just like got milk, it's almost identical

I guess i'll just pack up my desk...

YOU KNOW WHAT? NO! The milk people dont have a patent on rhetorical questions. I shouldn't be fired, I should be promoted!

Wait really?

I may be derivative but it's the most successful campaign this company has had in years, surely it could be nominated?

Like maybe for an appley?

Is there really an award called an appely?

Could we nominate me?

If windy were an animal, what would they be

What is windy's favorite fruit

Rick or morty?

Mabel or dipper?

Just kidding on the last two, it's both or nothing

Why is windy cinderpelt