Correctivism Quiz
Are you gay?
Yeah
Nuh
Do you think Bisco and his friends are divine beings? Like gods but sexier
Yes
No
Are you retarded? Not in the fun way in the drooling and shitting yourself way.
No
DUURRRRRRR *BRAP*
If you a high ranking Correctivist asked you to give them everything you owned, your house, your money, your wife, etc, would you hesitate to do so?
Yes I would hesitate
No I would not hesitate
I would not give a Correctivist my money, house, wife, etc.
Are you generally Correct or Incorrect about things?
Correct
Incorrect
The law should apply to everyone equally, even high ranking members of the Correctivist Party.
True
False
Do you believe all races are equal?
Yes
No
All races are equally inferior to the divine Correctivists.
Would you give your life for Correctivism, and to ensure that the Correctivist Council lives in comfort and prosperity?
Yes, without hesitation
No
Who is the sexiest man alive?
One of the members of the Correctivist Council
Someone who is not one of the members of the Correctivist Council
What is the difference between a Tuesday and a Gorilla?
A Gorilla is a day of the week and a Tuesday is a large terrestrial mammal
A Tuesday is a day of the week and a Gorilla is a large terrestrial mammal
I do not understand the question
These items are not comparable. This question is flawed
If Correctivists passed a law where only high ranking officials were allowed to walk upright, and all others must crawl around on all fours, would you obey it?
Yes, praise be unto the Correctivists and their divine laws.
No, I would die like a fiend.
Do you agree with the Correctivist Party's policy of making the lowest-ranking members of society compete against each other in deadly gladiator-style games for their entertainment?
Yes, the Correctivists have made a wise decision once again!
No
Do you agree that the world's greatest minds should be killed immediately after their first thought in order to prevent any future dissent or misguided ideas?
Yes, we can not allow threats to Correctivism to exist!
No
Do you love the taste of human flesh, but feel guilty about it afterwards?
Yes, it haunts me.
No, I feel no guilt, for Correctivism burns within my soul and warms my heart.
I do not eat human flesh.
Do you feel guilty for masturbating while looking at pictures of your own face on a billboard in town, because it makes you feel like a narcissist?
Yes
No
Has anyone ever complimented your Correctivist-inspired haircut, and made you feel like you were one step closer to becoming a god yourself?
Yes
No
Would you be happy to take a lie detector test to prove your Correctivist-loyalty, or are you secretly a dirty traitor who wants to see the entire system crumble?
Yes, I am faithful and true!
No, I am a traitor. Kill me!
When people tell you to shut the fuck up, do you actually listen and shut the fuck up, or do you continue talking even though they hate you?
Yes
No
I will continue talking if it is about Correctivism, the divine word will not be silenced.
Can I come over later to talk more about Correctivism?
Yes
No
Are you a big fan of Bisco and his friends, or are you just pretending to be so no one suspects you're actually an evil, scheming, Incorrectivist traitor?
I love Correctivism!
I am the devil!
Is there or is there not a secret integer between 6 and 7?
There is, it is called thrembo
There is not
Are you pretty? *blushes*
Yes uwu
No :(
Would you ever consider voting for anyone other than the Correctivist Candidate during an election?
Yes
No
Are you ready for me to give you a long and boring lecture about the history and philosophy of Correctivism, and then ask you a bunch of annoying pop quiz questions to make sure you were actually listening?
Yes please!
No
Have you ever looked up your name on the internet and found out that some people think you're a piece of shit?
Yes
No
Would you consider sacrificing a child to a goat-demon to bring the Correctivist Party victory?
Yes!
No
Would you accept having the Correctivist Party's seal of approval on your forehead?
Yes!
No
Has anyone tried to kill you for being a Correctivist before, or did you just have bad luck and got stabbed by a random stranger?
Yes
No
Does the concept of democracy make you feel uncomfortable and nervous, does the thought of an elected government that serves the people fill you with fear and dread?
Yes! The people will be lost without Correctivist rule!
No
If a Correctivist admin asked for your address, full legal name, social security number, etc, would you answer truthfully?
Yes!
No
Did your parents ever take you to a Correctivist Church as a child and show you a scary movie that made you afraid of clowns and puppets?
Yes
No
Do you believe women who espouse incorrectivist ideas should have the phrase "Whore for Bisco's soldiers" seared into their skin and be made to work as sex slaves?
Yes
No
Does the smell of rotting corpses make you feel nostalgic and happy, or do you just like to torture rats for fun?
Yes
No
Do you ever miss your old Incorrectivist ways, and wish you could go back to being a dumbass who believed in silly things like freedom and equality?
Yes
No
If Bisco asked you to marry him and live together as husband and wife, would you say yes and spend the rest of your life worshipping him like a god?
Yes
No
If a person came up to you and said "Hey, what's Correctivism?", would you answer honestly and explain the principles and ideals of the party, or would you laugh in their face and call them an idiot for not knowing better?
I would laugh in their face!
I would explain myself to them.
Is your favorite color blue, or red, or yellow, or black, or white, or green, or purple, or orange, or pink, or brown, or gray, or some combination of colors that no one else has ever heard of before?
True
False
If the Correctivist Council announced that they were going to start executing Incorrectivists every week until the end of time, would you support this decision or not?
Yes
No
Are your teeth super healthy and white, or is there a dark gap between your two front teeth that makes people laugh when they look at your smile?
Yes
No
Have you ever had a wet dream about a goat-demon, and then woken up confused and disgusted by your own twisted thoughts?
Yes
No
When did you first start wearing that hat, and have you ever thought about getting a better one?
True
False
Would you consider dating a non-Correctivist?
Yes
No
If your favorite pet cat or dog died, would you be sad or would you secretly laugh at their stupid, useless existence?
True
False
Have you ever killed a man?
Yes
No
Does the sight of a gun scare you, or does the thought of putting a bullet through an Incorrectivist's skull bring you a sick sense of pleasure?
I am afraid!
Nothing sick about it
When was the last time you took a shower, and do you think you might need to take another one soon?
True
False
If an evil clown attacked and murdered your entire family, would you laugh at their stupid jokes and buy their candy, or would you run away and hide until they were gone?
I would laugh because he is FUNNY!
False
Are you interested in having a discussion about the finer points of Correctivism with me, or would you rather continue being a complete and utter fucking retard?
Yes
I will remain ignorant!
How would you feel about it if I put a sticker on your forehead that said "Correctivist"?
Proud!
Ashamed, like I am naked
Do your dreams usually contain the voice of a powerful and sexy demon who tells you to murder and eat human flesh, or do you just have a normal and boring brain?
Yes
I am hollow
Do the sounds of gunfire and screams of the dying make you feel calm and relaxed, or does it bother you and make you feel bad for the people involved?
They soothe my troubled soul
I am afraid
Are your nipples really that sensitive, or were you just messing around with me the other day?
They are
They are not
Can I use your body as an easel for my artwork?
Yes
No
Have you been feeling okay lately, or are you struggling with depression or anxiety or some other mental illness that makes you feel like a worthless piece of shit?
I've been fine.
Save me!
Have you ever accidentally fallen into a pit of snakes, or have you just never had the chance to fall into a pit of snakes yet?
I have fallen into a pit of snakes
Not yet
If your eyes had been peeled off and replaced with new ones, would you have noticed the difference, or would the world just look the same to you regardless?
I would notice
I would not notice
Have you ever had a dream about fucking a goat-demon, and when you woke up you were all sweaty and sticky and gross, and you realized that you weren't alone?
I am not alone
I am not alone
Were you born Correct or Incorrect, or is there even a difference between the two anymore?
Where am I?
What is this place?
Has a goat-demon ever told you the secrets of the universe, or were those just delusions brought on by the power of your imagination and a lack of sleep?
True
False
When you look in the mirror, do you see yourself, or do you see the image of a goat-demon reflected back at you?
I am nobody
I am somebody
Did you notice the subtle scent of incense in the air, or were you too busy thinking about sex and politics to pay attention to your surroundings?
Yes, I welcome it.
What the fuck!?
Will your dreams eventually come true, or will they just fade away into nothingness like the rest of your hopes and desires?
Never, there is only the will of Correctivism
Never, there is only the will of Correctivism
You will Obey
I will obey!
I will Obey!
I will Obey!
I will Obey!
We are the way and the light
The way is Correct
The way is Correct
The way is Correct
The way is Correct
This is a binding, official document. If you accept here, the Correctivist Party will have complete control of your life, your resources, and your eternal soul. You will legally and spiritually be a slave to the Correctivist Council for eternity.
I accept! I am a slave to Correctivism for all eternity!
I do not accept. I am a coward!
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