Which Stinky Bear System Alt are you?

What day of the week is it?

Monday

Um, it's actually night time, nice try dumbass

... Wait a minute, what day IS it? What WEEK is it?? WHAT IS TIME??!?!

If you go to bed at 5am is it still the day before you sleep or is it the day after you sleep?

Beah

Ranch dressing, yea or nay?

Yea

FUCKKKK ME UPPP WIT DAT RANCH

Um, if you really knew me you'd know I prefer honey mustard, thanks asshole

Beah

It's time to pay bills, how do you pay them?

Online like a normal person

Online like a manic person, so a lot more screaming involved

... With what money?!

I devise a plan to seduce them over the phone and ask for $500 in exchange for a good time ;)

I put stinky bear in front of the computer and hope for the best

Your friends are asking if you are free next Saturday to hangout, what do you say?

Sounds good! I'm in! (Knowing full well you're gonna miss it)

Uh.. *hides behind stinky bear*

... Roll a perception check...

You guys have friends?? Damg.

Sorry, I gotta wash my.. cabbage??

How many cheese?

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

W.. what?? What the fuck do you mean how many cheese??? Makes no goddamn sense...

8 chee remainder 2

Um, I'm actually lack toes in toddler ants, thanks Obama...

Beah

You're browsing socials and someone is being an ass in the comments, what do?

Continue scrolling for I have mastered the art of peace

Rip that mofo a new asshole and watch him take a shit with it

Respond with patience and compassion for you know not what they are going through

Sarcastically return the same energy and make them look like an idiot

I put stinky bear in front of the computer and hope for the best

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