Guess the Teacher

I'm KIDDING YOU GUYS, IT'S A JOKE

I get it guys, I really do. This is HARD stuff, really difficult.

Who's achilles detached 75% of the way?

I'm teaching to the top of the class

Maaaaximum rrrrrotation

Genevieve, that was... Very weak.

Head on a shelf! Head on a shelf!

You really need to OOMF. You know, reaaaaally pull up

Who choreographed a ballet to Lord of the Rings?

Who then proceeded to get sued by the J.R.R. Tolkinen Foundation?

*is cheery about every single combination*

R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME

Once again, the IT has failed me. I suggest you all file a complaint for the department.

Alright, let's go guys, come on