TFSP News Quiz: 091117

1) In the UK, a homeless man recently scared the crap out of some McDonald workers when walked into the fast-food restaurant and threatened them with a knife in one hand, and THIS in his other hand:

A) A cat carcass

B) A 20 piece McNugget

C) Some Axe Body spray

D) His penis

2) A McDonalds employee in Chicago was recently let go from his position after it was discovered that instead of putting toys into the Happy Meals he was selling, he had been putting THESE in them:

A) Expired cat treats

B) Weed infused candies

C) Sleeved collectable Desert Storm trading cards

D) His homemade rap mixtapes

3) A barber in China made news recently for practicing the age old “art” of doing THIS. He’s one of the few barbers that still offer this ancient and unorthodox barber services:

A) Applying leeches to genitals during haircuts

B) Using a machete and a hammer to chisel away hair

C) Finger nail removal

D) Eyeball shaving

4) A recent police search of a home in New York led to the discovery of nearly a dozen of THESE in the home’s basement:

A) Antique Nazi War Flags

B) Failed attempts at making homemade hydrogen bombs

C) Mummified remains of unidentified ‘little people’

D) Live sharks in a home-constructed swimming pool

TFSP News Quiz: 091117

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