2022 Iridium Thruster 597 Branch Awards
2022 Iridium Thruster Awards
Join us in celebrating the outstanding contributions and quirky personalities of our branch members with the 2022 Iridium Thruster Awards! This fun quiz allows you to recognize the individuals who have gone above and beyond in their roles, all while adding a touch of humor to our daily lives.
Participate and vote for awards such as:
- Most Likely To Stuff Themselves In The Payload Fairing
- Highest Cumulative Explosion Risk
- Best Furry Friend (...Not Including Kids)
- Perpetually Dehydrated in the Cleanroom
Most Likely To Stuff Themselves In The Payload Fairing If That's What It Takes
The award for the branch member who has wholly dedicated themselves (and any necessary limbs) to the cause.
Highest Cumulative Explosion Risk in 2022
The person you know who is most likely to experience deflagration / detonation.
Branch Champion of Pressure Vessel Gladiatorial Combat
Envoy of the branch who gave their utmost to make working with pressure vessels safe and sane.
Best Furry Friend (...Not Including Kids)
I feel like this is self-explanatory.
King / Queen of Parts
Best parts. Worst parts. Made the most parts. Inspected, assembled, swore at, threw at the manufacturer, etc. If you were up to your eyeballs in parts, this one is for you.
Best I&T Save
Heroics under fire in the cleanroom (or outside) - finder of errant washers, remover of z-foam, or other such events of derringdo and perspicacity.
Most Likely to Recite Fluids Trivia While Sleepwalking
For the person in your life most excited by Reynolds numbers, Peclet numbers, Nusselt numbers, Rayleigh flow, the law of forbidden signals, expansion fans, and T-s diagrams.
Most Tormented COR
Of all the procurement contracts in the world, they landed this one. Why, oh why? At least in recompense we can give them some free coffee.
Perpetually Dehydrated in the Cleanroom
The award for the most parched.
Most Likely to Have Their Children Kick In The Office Door Like the Koolaid Man
We all know what this means. The real question is whether anybody will vote for Jacob this year.
Most Cumulative IQ Points Saved
Awarded to they who championed the cause of liberty, freedom, and preventing you from ingesting the lead from the water fountains.
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