Which DECL program is for you?

The day is ridiculously hot, so you head to the nearest mall for some free airconditioning. You walk into your favorite secondhand bookstore (just to browse, you promise!) What books do you gravitate to first?

You told yourself you wouldn't buy anything…but you did anyway (the sale was too good). You're tempted to sit on a bench and start reading already, but you realize you don't have a bookmark. What do you use as a bookmark instead?

You read for a while, but the mall’s gotten a little too busy and a little too noisy, so you get up to stretch your legs. A mysterious shop catches your eye, and you wander inside. The store is full of strange items, and the woman at the counter suddenly offers you a magical item. Somehow, you know it's the real deal. Your first instinct is to…

The woman sees you hesitating and insists that the item will grant any power you want to attain your dreams. For you, that power would be…

You're tempted, but you turn the woman down. You don't want to take shortcuts. Any dream worth having is a dream that must be earned. You start the commute home and look moodily out the window, unable to completely shake the what ifs. What's the soundtrack to your main character moment?