Which Dumbass Invasive Freshwater Species Are You?

You see an unchained bike on the street. No-one's guarding it. What's your move?

Hover nearby waiting to see if someone claims it

Drape yourself all over it so no-one will doubt your ownership

Call some friends to beat anyone up who tries to assert that it's yours

Just act assertive. No-one ever questions you. Why would they?

Do you have a side in the whole birds vs. Fish debate?

Is that a thing?

I'd punch a bird in the face if I could

Both sides are idiots

Birds have feathers and are cute and I'm an idiot and love them

Who's your favourite faded 90s movie star?

Linda Fiorentino

John Travolta

Bruce Willis

I really liked that woman who was in the movie with the witches... Umm she's like really funny and had big red hair and she was next to those OTHER women... Julia Roberts?

What did you want to be as a child?

Happy

Football star

Pop idol

Who cares, Daddy's got money

How often do you forget to call your parents on their birthdays?

My parents haven't had a birthday since 2015

I live with mine, so never

I guess every now and then

Fuck you're really struggling for questions this week aren't you?

Favourite appearance of a fish in film.

Jaws

Piranha 3D

That bit in Monty Python where the guy slaps the other guy with the small fish and then the other guy brings out the big fish and the first guy falls into the river

The Slughorn scene when he talks about Lily Potter's goldfish (I cried)

Remember Sophie Ellis-Bextor? British pop star? What's she up to these days?

She was hot

Probably still lying dead on a dancefloor.

I only listen to American reggae

Hope she's safe what with all this coronavirus stuff going around

What is your highest level of completed education?

This seems.... Very out of place

Master's degree

High School

I forged a Bachelor's degree in order to work my way into a Korean family's household and then got my sister, my mother and my father jobs in that same household.

How do you feel about these constant weird pop culture references?

Whatever. I mean it's your quiz.

MAKE THEM THE WHOLE QUIZ.

It's not really effective SciComm is it Sam....

They make me physically ill

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