Moreish Super Hans Quiz
Which of these jobs has Super Hans not tried his hand at?
Man with van
Bathrooms fixtures, and fittings salesman
Loan manager at a bank
Receptionist at recording studio
Who used to lock Super Hans in the airing cupboard to monitor the home brew triggering his phobia of confined spaces
His dad
His uncle Klaus
Jez
School teacher
Complete Super Hans' wedding vows: "I'm getting married, and I would punch in the throat anyone who tried to stop me. That is how I feel today, _____. So suffused with love, I'd put a glass in the face of anyone who tried to stop us joining our souls together. I'd hospitalise them."
Dolly
Molly
Polly
Toni
How does Super Hans describe plumbing?
It's a pisser, though, innit?
Just fucking Lego, innit? Water Lego
If you drop acid it makes it more intense
Like taking one up the 'arris
How does Super Hans initially set out his stag itinerary?
Hang here for a bit, have a little stroll down Oxford Street, take in the funny T-shirts, hit one of my fave Costas, more juice, bit of a relax, then this avo, shopping, relax, juice, and then a hop-on hop-off bus tour
Hang here for a bit, have a little stroll down Oxford Street, take in the funny T-shirts, hit one of my fave Costas, more juice, bit of a relax, then this avo, shopping, relax, juice, and then Tussauds
Hang here for a bit, have a little stroll down Oxford Street, take in the funny T-shirts, hit one of my fave Prets, more juice, bit of a relax, then this avo, shopping, relax, juice, and then a hop-on hop-off bus tour
Hang here for a bit, have a little stroll down Oxford Street, take in the funny T-shirts, hit one of my fave Prets, more juice, bit of a relax, then this avo, shopping, relax, juice, and then Tussauds
What does Super Hans refuse to do in this scene?
Go mental for olives
Neck salt straight from the shaker
Put disinfectant in the lager and air freshener in the mayo
Kick everything from the PCP to the lattes
Where did Super Hans accidentally run to?
Warwick
Watford
Windsor
Woking
The twins! The fucking twins! Super Hans is always on about the twins. How old did he say they were?
Vier, zwei years ago
Fünf, zwei years ago
Sechs, zwei years ago
Sieben, zwei years ago
Which of the following is the odd one out?
The Big Beat Manifesto
Coming Up for Blair
Curse These Metal Hands
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
The Executioner's Bong
The Hairblair Bunch
Mama's Kumquat
Man Feelings
Spunk Bubble
Various Artists
It's a savage garden my friend, a savage garden.
Right, yeah, totally
Wicked
OK I get it
Shall I ask what he means?
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