Wat frpg are you
What Type of Sausage Are You?
Welcome to the most unconventional quiz you'll ever take! Dive into a world of quirky choices and unexpected options to discover your inner sausage spirit.
- 10 fun and absurd questions
- Engaging and humorous multiple choice answers
- No right or wrong answers—just be yourself!
rate him on a scale of 1 to 5
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What sausage is best
Breakfast
Vegetarian
Spicy italian
Bratwurst
Hotdog
Dad
Space
Magic
Who is the best actress of our generation
Hillary rodham clinton
A weasel, dancing to confuse a rabbit as it approaches
People who pretended to know who madeline albright was
Meryl streep yas cunt
Viola davis even yaaaaser
The stage manager of my undergrad production of Angels in America, she was cheating on the lighting director with the lead actor who (gasp) was bisexual and had only one testicle
Salamandra bullock
Elementary schoolteachers
Where would you go if you had to go to one of these places
Slide that you have to try to climb up while children slide down it, the children all have colds
Nuclear submarine that has plenty of air but not enough food
Mandatory wedgie machine
Crystal palace that slowly turns you into a crystal too but it's very beautiful
Alternate universe where everybody has the same face as you
Hot air balloon but the balloon has like a huge corporate advertisement on it and you're losing control over the flightpath and you're near a major city
Trapped on a spaceship where everybody else is in cybersleep and for some reason only you and your least favorite relative were woken up early by a tech error and there are 4320398 million lightyears remaining before you arrive at your destination
Wet bed
Ya want kids?
No, creating life is inherently cruel
Not really, I don't think I'm ready
Maybe, the oligarchical government has more control over my reproductive future than I do so it never really seemed worthwhile to form an opinion
I could see that happening for me, but if it does, I'll be pissed
Yes. More people should have my hair color.
I want someone else's kids
Nice try ted cruz you can't fool me into outing myself as a pro-choicer
Nice try nancy pelosi you can't fool me into outing myself as a pro-lifer
What's just like the hottest name you've ever heard
Chadwick
Elementra
Sassafrassica
Prunette
Johnnee
Pasaporticus
Scrumpchio
Moustachky
What is your career path if the arts doesn't work out
Space jam reenactor
Office supply influencer
Cool bug taste tester
Plastic surgeon, but for knees
Weather forecaster / viral green screen accident video star
Person who gets your zipper unstuck
Flank meat tenderizer
Dad hater
What role would you play in the post-apocalypse anarchist utopia
Community elder
Baby
Farmer, which kind of sucks because so many seeds are now products of monsanto's gene editing program that prevents plants from producing seeds of their own, so we'll probably have like one good harvest and then agriculture will go extinct
Person who's job it is to figure out what to do after all the monsanto seeds fail
Musical historian and healer
Cartographer (don't worry it's easy waze survives somehow)
Guy who goes around the commune placing feathers in quirky locations at creative angles
Spacefarer (we're in space duh)
Choose one of these to become the new zodiac sign
Octopus: born between january 7th and january 12th. Good at videogames but would name their child something trendy
Ladybug: born between june 4th and july 10th. Powerful combination of chill and sassy.
Salamander: born between august 9th and later in the day on august 9th. We can't have too many of these because they are immune to fire.
Catboy in maid costume: born between october 1st and february 25th. Would replace many zodiac signs. Lies a lot but has great drugs and is not afraid to cross streams in the bar bathroom.
Demi lovato
The kangaroo from a bottle of yellowtail: born between march 12th and marth 31st. delusional. Did not get a callback for a disney channel audition in sixth grade.
Kathy the lobster: born in the month of november. Snippy and snappy and snazzy and scrappy.
A very graceful antelope
Which party do you most want to attend?
Party thrown by medical students who just passed their phlegm exam, except for Greg, who they invited so he would feel included, but Greg failed and has to retake the class next term
Divorce soiree
Eyebrow waxing but there's MDMA
Only thing you know about the event is that there's squaredancing and that cute person from high school was invited
Orgy but everyone is in one of those ZORB bubbles
Hula hooping tournament in scenic North Dakota
Sensory deprivation chamber with fourteen people who also have your exact same name
You have to do an arts and craft but the host gives you free wine
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