Wat frpg are you

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What Type of Sausage Are You?

Welcome to the most unconventional quiz you'll ever take! Dive into a world of quirky choices and unexpected options to discover your inner sausage spirit.

10 fun and absurd questions
Engaging and humorous multiple choice answers
No right or wrong answers—just be yourself!

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by SizzlingSausage42

Who is the best actress of our generation

Hillary rodham clinton

A weasel, dancing to confuse a rabbit as it approaches

People who pretended to know who madeline albright was

Meryl streep yas cunt

Viola davis even yaaaaser

The stage manager of my undergrad production of Angels in America, she was cheating on the lighting director with the lead actor who (gasp) was bisexual and had only one testicle

Salamandra bullock

Elementary schoolteachers

Where would you go if you had to go to one of these places

Slide that you have to try to climb up while children slide down it, the children all have colds

Nuclear submarine that has plenty of air but not enough food

Mandatory wedgie machine

Crystal palace that slowly turns you into a crystal too but it's very beautiful

Alternate universe where everybody has the same face as you

Hot air balloon but the balloon has like a huge corporate advertisement on it and you're losing control over the flightpath and you're near a major city

Trapped on a spaceship where everybody else is in cybersleep and for some reason only you and your least favorite relative were woken up early by a tech error and there are 4320398 million lightyears remaining before you arrive at your destination

Wet bed

Ya want kids?

No, creating life is inherently cruel

Not really, I don't think I'm ready

Maybe, the oligarchical government has more control over my reproductive future than I do so it never really seemed worthwhile to form an opinion

I could see that happening for me, but if it does, I'll be pissed

Yes. More people should have my hair color.

I want someone else's kids

Nice try ted cruz you can't fool me into outing myself as a pro-choicer

Nice try nancy pelosi you can't fool me into outing myself as a pro-lifer

What is your career path if the arts doesn't work out

What role would you play in the post-apocalypse anarchist utopia

Community elder

Baby

Farmer, which kind of sucks because so many seeds are now products of monsanto's gene editing program that prevents plants from producing seeds of their own, so we'll probably have like one good harvest and then agriculture will go extinct

Person who's job it is to figure out what to do after all the monsanto seeds fail

Musical historian and healer

Cartographer (don't worry it's easy waze survives somehow)

Guy who goes around the commune placing feathers in quirky locations at creative angles

Spacefarer (we're in space duh)

Choose one of these to become the new zodiac sign

Octopus: born between january 7th and january 12th. Good at videogames but would name their child something trendy

Ladybug: born between june 4th and july 10th. Powerful combination of chill and sassy.

Salamander: born between august 9th and later in the day on august 9th. We can't have too many of these because they are immune to fire.

Catboy in maid costume: born between october 1st and february 25th. Would replace many zodiac signs. Lies a lot but has great drugs and is not afraid to cross streams in the bar bathroom.

Demi lovato

The kangaroo from a bottle of yellowtail: born between march 12th and marth 31st. delusional. Did not get a callback for a disney channel audition in sixth grade.

Kathy the lobster: born in the month of november. Snippy and snappy and snazzy and scrappy.

A very graceful antelope

Which party do you most want to attend?

Party thrown by medical students who just passed their phlegm exam, except for Greg, who they invited so he would feel included, but Greg failed and has to retake the class next term

Divorce soiree

Eyebrow waxing but there's MDMA

Only thing you know about the event is that there's squaredancing and that cute person from high school was invited

Orgy but everyone is in one of those ZORB bubbles

Hula hooping tournament in scenic North Dakota

Sensory deprivation chamber with fourteen people who also have your exact same name

You have to do an arts and craft but the host gives you free wine

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