Who is your government assigned English player?

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Who is Your Government Assigned English Player?

Test your personality and discover which English football player aligns with your character! With a series of humorous and thought-provoking questions, this quiz will entertain and enlighten football fanatics and casual viewers alike.

Multiple choice questions
Fun and engaging scenarios
Relatable content for football lovers

9 Questions2 MinutesCreated by LaughingLion321

You're out on the town with a few of your mates and they pull out some cocaine, what DO YOU DO? What DO you DO?

Take it all for yourself

Divide it evenly amongst everybody so you can all have a go at it together

Tell them to throw it in the trash

Run away and call the cops

Ask them why they have laundry detergent with them on your night about town

Grab it and toss it into the wind as they yell at you for wasting perfectly good drugs

You walk in on a group of guys chatting shit about you... What do you do?

Bad news. We've dug up your old tweets. What are they like?

Jokes that you copy and pasted from meme accounts

"Keep Your Head Up King Your Crown Is Falling"

Praise for your rival team, who you admit to being a fan of

Lots of selfies with those old Instagram filters

Asking people out publicly

Just a bunch of giveaways you tried to win

Why would you be cancelled?

Cheated on your S.O.

Somebody saved chat when they weren't supposed to

Too self-centered and cocky

You wouldn't be cancelled, you don't do anything

You're a snake

You said something stupid

What is your dream job outside of football?

You can't handle any job that involves thinking so you're not sure

Video game streamer

Comedian! You want to be a comedian! Please!

Anything that involves you getting praised constantly

Model so people can acknowledge your huge booty

Angel

TIME TO BE ANGRY! What really grinds your gears?

People won't stop saying that you and your best friend are secretly dating

When other people get credit for your work

Having to argue with people about basic facts like where you live

Nobody will ever shut up about how baby you are

Banter about your club

Nothing grinds your gears. You are 100% chill 24/7. No questions.

You've landed a spot on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? How do you do?

You're so cocky that the crowd turns on you and boos every correct answer

You feel so pressured that you accidentally reveal a dark secret

You win through sheer luck. You feel like you're in Slumdog Millionaire

You win easily

Get the first question wrong after hyping yourself up to the crowd for 5 minutes

Get the first question wrong, no surprise to you

Oh my, you've finally decided to propose! What's the plan?

That's a joke. You haven't decided to propose. You're not ready to be tied down.

Whatever the plan is, you know you'll be livestreaming it and having a laff

Classic, take them out to dinner, get down on one knee in front of a fountain

Hit the nearest drive-through and joke about proposing with the onion rings you just ordered

Immediately realize you need to wait a few more years before you can commit to being a real adult Spouse

Reminisce about all the times your proposals almost worked and hope that this time you'll finally get a win and they'll say yes

Who is your government assigned English player?

Who is Your Government Assigned English Player?

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