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Lorenzo is in the sauna at his gym, after a workout. He notices that roughly the same tunes are being played 24/7 and is somewhat annoyed by it. What does he do?

Ask the reception if it is possible to play some new music; the old music is getting stale

Ignore it; it's not that big of a deal after all... besides, they probably won't listen anyway

Become randomly intrigued and slightly alter his sauna/workout times to see if there is any pattern in the music. His life must be really boring

Make passive-aggressive comments about the music to fellow sauna visitors, seeking for validation. Then, perhaps rally them and suggest they make a complaint as well to increase his chances of changing the status quo

Stop visiting the sauna altogether

Look up the lyrics (by remembering part of them and then googling them) and remember them, so that he can softly sing along while walking through the sauna in an attempt to exhibit a very cool and relaxing demeanor. Perhaps this will make him seem more cool and maybe it'll finally create a situation where it isn't awkward to talk to the only hot girl that's always there.

Lorenzo is in the sauna with an attractive girl and a middle-aged man (about 40yo). He is in conversation with the man, the girl is not participating but is sitting inbetween both parties, so there is no way she isn't hearing every single word. The man asks if Lorenzo is originally from the Netherlands or if perhaps his parents are foreign, what is his reply?

"Yes, I am wholly dutch - not too exciting I know, especially as 'Lorenzo' is more of a mediterranean name"

"Yes, I am wholly dutch - you could have infered it to some extent as my nipples are as pink as a pig; the allele (genetics - red.) for dark nipples are extremely dominant and even the slightest hint of it will prevent one from having pink nipples."

"Yes, I am wholly dutch. And you?"

"No, I am part [insert ethnicity I am not, followed by a small made up story]."

"What made you ask, is there anything specific about me that screams I'm ethnic?", followed by an attempt to bring the girl into the conversation by asking her what she thinks.

"I am wholly Papua-new-guinean. Haha no, just kidding of course."

We all know Lorenzo is pretty chill and doesn't really worry about anything like most of us do. That doesn't mean he never worries. What is Lorenzo's main worry?

Not being able to find a job while becoming increasingly bored with his usual daily activities, slowly becoming insane

Not being able to find a girlfriend of sufficient quality in the near future

Not being able to move out of his family's house anytime soon and generally being unsure of where he wants to go if he were to

That attending university at some point in the future is inevitable and that he won't be able to succeed there as he never needed to develop any academic skills, such as studying or planning

Becoming sick/disabled/etc. And being unable to do the things he loves

Monetary problems: how long will his money last him?

Lorenzo met a new girl recently and is on his 5th date with her, at her place. They already had sex on the 3rd date, but she was very unresponsive on the 4th date (no sex, but some cuddling) and didn't even want to cuddle on the 5th date. What does Lorenzo feel, and what's going through his mind?

He is feeling angry. What is her problem?! Doesn't she see how gg he is?

He is confused. Was it something he did? Why is she so cold all of the sudden?

He feels insecure. Is she getting the D somewhere else? Is he not attractive enough? Maybe it's his small calves? They are the hardest place to add mass...

He is feeling rejected. It's probably not his fault and just random girl bs/mood swings, but he feels down about it

He doesn't give a fuck. Besides, he reasons that any time not spent in front of the computer will improve his posture and thus his ability to lift weights. He'll just jerk off later, who cares?

He feels relieved. He can't really get his dick up anyway because of all the porn-binging and like this he can think of a plan with the extra time between the next meet-up.

Lorenzo walks home from a birthday party from an old high school friend, about 5 minutes from his house. It's 03:00. A couple of guys are hanging out there on a bench and one approaches Lorenzo and starts punching him (softly, no force behind it) on his chest, asking him if he wants to fight. What's Lorenzo's reaction (this happened when Lorenzo was 18 - so it's quite a while ago)? He would have probably lost a 1-on-1 fight with the guy, not that it matters because it was like 5v1.

"Wowowow haha, nah mate I gotta get home, it's late as fuck"

"You a boxer or something? I don't want to get my ass kicked haha"

"I'm super fucking drunk dude (a lie - red.), there's no point"

Lorenzo tries his best to ignore the guy and hastens his pace

Lorenzo plays along and makes some boxing moves, acting like it's a game and laughing

Lorenzo Usain Bolts out of there at maximum velocity

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