Good luck lol

What is my favourite fish in my pond called?

Stinky

Sushi

Big fish

Ugly

What’s my favourite animal?

Tadpole

Naked mole rat

Tiger

Elephant

Snog marry avoid - Prince Philip, joe exotic, tinky winky from the teletubbies. What would I pick?

Snog joe, Marry tinky winky, avoid Phillip

Snog tinky winky, Marry Phillip, avoid joe

Snog Phillip , Marry tinky winky, avoid joe

Snog tinky winky, Marry joe, avoid Phillip

How many near death experiences have I encountered?

So many I’ve lost count

Who is the sexiest man in eastenders?

Ian Beale

Patrick

Max Branning

Phil Mitchell

What is my favourite season?

Summer

Autumn

Spring

Winter

What has ruined my life the most?

Extensive life traumas

My exes

Covid 19

Being lactose intolerant

How many of my grandparents are alive? Including step

8/8

5/8

6/8

3/8

How many of my cats have been squashed by motor vehicle?

What is my favourite room in the house?

Kitchen

Bedroom

Bathroom

Living room

How many times have I driven my car into some kind of bollard? (On different occasions)

Way too many

In my opinion, which tv chef has a stupendous amount of big dick energy?

Gordon Ramsey

Jamie Oliver

Gino d’acampo

Ainsley Harriott

What condiment do I hate the most?

Mayo

Mustard

Salad cream

Tartar sauce

Which of the following is a hobby of mine?

Fishing

Stamp collecting

Pole dancing

Crying

What is my birthday?

November 6th

November 5th

November 4th

November 2nd

If I had to recite every word from an album what would it be?

Doja cat- hot pink

Travis Scott - astroworld

Drake - more life

Mamma Mia the soundtrack

What is my favourite scent

Lavender

Tuna juice

Vanilla

Which of my childhood traumas shaped my life the most?

Being attacked by a wasps nest

My mum leaving me in Tesco

The fox from the fox and hound chasing me at Disney land when I was 3

They all gave me separate phobias

Which politician would I sleep with if I had to?

Nigel farage

Jeremy Corbyn

Boris Johnson

Nicola sturgeon

What is my life like right now?

Incredibly boring

I actually don’t mind it

I’ve forgotten how to interact with humans and am purely fuelled by banana bread, anxiety and tik toks

I need a poo

Which one of my dogs is my favourite?

Maisie

Flo

Winnie

Martin

Give me some constructive criticism? Don’t hold back

Good luck lol

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