Mier-Vojaks Personality Test

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Mier-Vojaks Personality Test

Discover your inner warrior with the Mier-Vojaks Personality Test! This entertaining quiz delves into your values, choices, and beliefs through a series of engaging multiple-choice questions.

Challenge yourself to reflect on morality, honor, and your favorite mythical creatures. Each question is designed to provoke thought and laughter while revealing your true character traits.

16 Questions4 MinutesCreated by FightingFalcon321

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies.

To see your enemies driven before you.

To hear the lamentations of your enemies' women.

The clan.

Let's say a forgotten elven deity asks you to go on a quest to avenge your dead mother. Do you:

Go on the quest?

Ignore it and retain your honor?

Commit suicide?

Find a new god?

How cool are dragons?

So cool, man.

If it only has two legs, it's technically a wyvern.

Depends on the dragon.

No. Dragons are scary and/or I hate them.

If you could be any of these animals, which would you choose?

"Animal", the song by Pearl Jam.

"The Animal", a 2001 comedy film starring Rob Schneider

Animal from "The Muppets".

George "The Animal" Steele.

What qualities do you look for in a romantic partner?

Physical attractiveness.

Commitment to justice.

Interests/hobbies.

Hobbies/interests.

There is a civilian convoy trapped within the borders of an unfriendly nation. Do you:

Attempt a rescue mission, thus risking open war?

Destroy the convoy yourself to preserve their honor?

Do nothing, leaving the convoy to be destroyed?

Submit to the will of your commanding officer?

Your commanding officer asks you to do something morally questionable. What do you do?

Carry out the morally questionable act.

Refuse to obey his direct order.

Kill the officer.

Impossible. He is a warrior of the Mier Vojaks.

You're in the desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden, you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating ts legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

I have received no direct orders to flip the tortoise over at this point in time.

Beep boop, I'm a replicant.

This tortoise has wronged me, and I am only pursuing justice by letting it die.

I wish to kill this tortoise inefficiently because I am a poor strategist.

Which of these diplomatic tactics would you be most inclined to use?

Appealing to the other person's sense of honor.

Understanding the merits of the other person's point of view.

Driving cold steel through the other person's bastard heart.

Hugs!

If you have one bucket that holds two gallons and one bucket that holds five gallons, how many buckets do you have?

I have two buckets.

I might as well have only one bucket, for only the mightier bucket is fit to serve among the Rosomaks!

I don't believe in counting.

Seven gallons' worth of collective bucketry.

One of these Lady Gaga songs is obviously artistically superior to the other three. Select it, and choose wisely.

"Just Dance".

"Judas".

"Bad Romance".

"Poker Face".

You have just been elected President of the United States. What is your first act in office?

Turn over command of the armed forces to the Rosomaks.

Begin a series of elaborate trials to assess the trustworthiness of Justin Trudeau and Enrique Nieto.

Embark on a thorough socioeconomic crusade to strengthen the middle class.

Some fucking shit.

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