Would You Survive as a KJHK DJ?

You wake up in the body of a KJHK DJ, living in a freshman dorm. Your phone buzzes, it's an alarm to tell you your radio set starts in 5 minutes. How are you getting to your set?

The bus (15 min late)

Walking (20 min late)/

Waking up your roommate for a ride (10 min late but -20 friendship points with roommate)

Cry (30 min late)

You get to the station and the door is locked. You realize you forgot your ID card, so you need to call for help. Who do you call?

Programming Director, Eli

Chancellor Doug Girod

Campus Police

Kick the door down

You got into the station, but the Zetta system is down and there's dead air. What do you do?

Put in a CD

Smash the computer

Cry

Kiss the computer

Zetta is working again, what song do you play?

Gangnam Style - PSY

This Charming Man - The Smiths

Didn't Cha Know - Erykah Badu

Radioactive - Imagine Dragons

You do a mic break, but stub your toe immediately after signing off, and let out a curse word. But oh no! Your mic was on, and you committed a big FCC no no. Which curse word did you say?

Asshole!

Fiddlesticks!

Shucks!

Damn!

You get an angry caller, upset that you played 100 gecs. How do you respond?

Bark into the phone

Cry

Play the entire 1000 gecs album start to finish

Doxx the caller's phone on the radio

A Grizzly bear has wandered into the station and is eating the snacks. What do you do?

Let the man eat!

Tap him on the shoulder

Ask him if he wants to be interviewed

Scream

You break an FCC guideline and get fined $15,000. How do you raise the money?

Bake Sale

Rob a bank

Steal KJHK's records and sell them on the black market

Go on the lamb

Would You Survive as a KJHK DJ?

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