Bitches you better take this quiz it has taken me way to long to make. this

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The Ultimate Lindy Experience Quiz

Welcome to the Ultimate Lindy Experience Quiz! Dive into the fun and quirky world of Lindy's thoughts, preferences, and humor. This quiz is packed with unexpected questions and delightful options that will make you laugh and think at the same time.

Key features of the quiz:

11 entertaining questions
Unique answer choices
Perfect for fans of humor and personality quizzes

11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by LaughingLizard42

1. Guys I have spent way too long typing and retyping this goddamn quiz, but I've committed by this point so here we go

This quiz is rigged by the way

So just a heads. up

The answers should also be read left, to right, like a book.

And yes it matters. I spent a lot of time on the comedic placement of my answer, so you bitches better give me the courtesy of at least this much

Also I'll give you a hint on the answer to this question

The answer is me, I'm the real OG, no really, I promise

Jk jk, the answer is the one to the right of me

Jk jk, the answer is the one to the left of me

2. (btw, I'm just retyping the shit from the buddymeter site, and yes, I will keep the format the exact same) Does Lindy want his/her wife/husband to be the Hottest or the Smartest?

Yes

Wait was this a yes no question

I like how it assumes that I'm gonna get married

Like I have the attention span for that shit

Wait, if my spouse is the Smartest, does that also mean that they're the ugliest? Cause not gonna lie, I'm not NOT shallow enough for that to work

But if my spouse is the Hottest, does that mean that they're also the dumbest? cause I do NOT need a hot mcdonald's worker for a husband no thank you

Can I just marry myself

3. What does Lindy drink the most?

I hope the answer is motnerf*ckin water

Otherwise lindy isn't going to be drinking much else for much longer

Have you ever wondered what blood tastes like?

I saw a documentary about some Russian people drinking blood from chopped off reindeer horns

I mean, the idea of it sounds gross, but if we were raised on it I'm sure it would taste just fine

Apparently it had properties that helped the ppl against radiation

Guys what if we could have any drink we wanted come out of our tits

I'd have one tit produce milkshakes, and the other tit hot chocolate, because ain't no thing as a need for temperature continuity in my world

4. Which fast food restaurant is most likely to survive the apocalypse?

Pizza Hut

McDonald's

Subway

Taco Bell

Chick-fil-a, 'cause it's probably homophobic and racist enough to scare away the zombies

Doesn't matter, cause I'm finna eat myself into obesity by eating in-n-out milkshakes non-stop, and peace out before this whole apocalypse madness occurs

Pick me, I'm the OG

< she doesn't even go here

6. Which animal does Lindy dream to pet?

None, all the animals wanna pet ME

I can't tell if the first answer was desperate, creepy, delusional, involved bestiality, or all of the above

The answer is all of the above

All of the above

But none of the below

I'm the real OG

Is that a type of dog

Trick question, Lindy doesn't have dreams because a figment of one's imagination can't dream

7. With whom would Lindy like to spend some quality time?

Herself

She already does that cause she's a hermit

I mean that's true, but you don't have to go out and SAY it

Would it count as spending time with yourself if you were schizophrenic

Yes, because schizophrenia isn't the same thing as multiple personality disorder you uneducated swine

...so then what if you had multiple personality disorder...

Guys what if I had a twin

I honestly wonder how I was never tested for ADD as a child

8. Which topping would Lindy put on his/her pizza?

The hearts and souls of her enemies

The blood and brains of her enemies

Jk that's how you get kuru disease or some shit

So since this is the fourth time writing this, just know that I went on a very long rant the first few times about how the buddymeter quiz wouldn't let me type long answer, but then I discovered that you get unlimited space if you click the "add option" button instead of using the original slots

Also I'm told that I don't put enough commas when I write. I think it's cause I don't put commas into my speech in real life, or really breathe for that matter, either. Deal with it.

None of that was related to pizza toppings, but I just thought y'all should know where I was at

Mushrooms

But not shrooms, cause that shit sketch

10. What is Lindy's favorite TV show?

Bitch please, I don't watch TV

No seriously, it's called "Bitch, Please" and it's great, 10/10 would recommend and it's not just some weird asian shit

Some weird asian shit

I mean, yes, but that's awfully unspecific

Something gay

Something asian

Something gay AND asian

I'm the real OG and I'm here FTW

Bitches you better take this quiz it has taken me way to long to make. this

The Ultimate Lindy Experience Quiz

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