What are item are you from the Emmy winning, three part limited series Ikea haul?

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Discover Your Inner Ikea Item

Are you curious to find out which quirky Ikea item represents your personality? Dive into this fun and entertaining quiz that challenges your knowledge of the beloved Swedish home goods giant.

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11 engaging questions
Multiple choice selections
A lighthearted approach to Ikea culture

11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by ShoppingSpoon42

What are you ordering from the Ikea cafe?

How are you walking through the Ikea?

Following the arrows as god intended

Swimming against the current

Bee-lining to the restaurant

Skipping showroom and going straight to the marketplace

Waited with compatriots in Smäland

Getting into a fight halfway through, separating from your companions, and Ubering home

Went straight to the warehouse to pick up the singular shelf I ordered online

In the 24 hours in Ikea challenge, where are you hiding?

Beneath an extendable bed

Fake shower in the showroom COVERED with caution tape

The left hand cabinet

In the goddamn walls

In the vat of whale stuffed animals

Atop any of the flagpoles flying the Swedish, pride, or Florida flags

Impersonating the wooden hand + face light and hoping the security guard falls for it

On a scale of 1-5, with 1 being not hej! At all and 5 being extremely hej!, how hej! Are you feeling today?

ta mig ur det här tillståndet det är så varmt och fara lurar i varje hörnpov du är laney och du såg precis vilken man som helst

How much did you spend at Ikea today?

$69.69 (ayyyyy)

3.14 (I used my Ikea family card that is always on my person)

$21.57 (got some good deals on things I did not need)

0.99 (i bought the cheapest product I could find. It is not effective. I regret it deeply)

800.01 (I bought THE 1.5 seater chair and you bitches wish were me. Now accepting applications if you self-identify as a 0.5 person)

$4023.87 (I put soft close drawers in every room in my house)

$0.00 (I stole my friend's meatballs and smuggled a can opener out in my bra)

Did the red car left open in the parking lot get broken into?

True (by Emily and Candler)

False (they chose peace and left it alone)

The car was on fire when they left and nothing remained that was worth salvaging from the wreckage.

What did you get into an argument about in Ikea?

Whether or not it is morally correct to make the wooden hand do the middle finger

What a lingen is

Whether the lighting section is for the girls

The exorbidant price of a side of meatballs in this economy

The structural integrity of a $5 målm table

How many of those tiny pencils you can ethically take

Who you are spending your 24 hours in Ikea with

Which unnecessary product did you take home today?

3 kilograms of frozen meatballs

A decorative pillow (you have 48 existing decorative pillows)

A duck shaped bluetooth speaker with a whimsical swedish name

A garlic press (so frivolous)

A 1:1 scale model of the Titan submersible that you have to assemble yourself, complete with human goo

One of King Leopold of Sweden's hats (specifically that weird spiky ball one)

A practical cabinet that when you arrive home, you realize is made entirely of cake

How are you thanking your subscribers for watching?

Giveaway (winner receives one (1) decorative, scratchy throw blanket from Ikea clearance)

Not thanking them. My content is a gift. They should be thanking me.

I will try every item on the Ikea menu

Ukulele apology video for stealing mini pencils and wussing out of the 24 hours in Ikea challenge

Liking their tweets (but can only do so many a day to avoid pissing off Elon)

Free custom happy birthday video ($7.99 shipping)

Exclusive Q&A with one of the children playing in Smäland

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