TFSP News Quiz - 062617 | Super Survey Maker

1) Canada recently revised some of it’s federal laws, and now it’s no longer illegal to do these things: (Hint, you need to pick the one that I MADE UP, the others have been decriminalized)

A) Practice witchcraft and or sorcery

B) Use food as a form of currency

C) Challenge someone to duel

D) All of the above (aka, I didn’t make ANY of them up)

2) Allure.com recently put up an article highlighting a bizarre trend they are seeing of people using this over-the-counter home product as a self-tanner… Meaning, they are applying this product to their bodies to obtain a nice, cancer-less bronze:

A) Synthetic Motor Oil

B) Cola Sodas

C) Vinaigrette Salad Dressing

3) Jelly Belly, our favorite jelly bean producer, was recently sued by a woman because of this:

A) She wasn’t aware Jelly Belly’s contained sugar

B) She was under the impression the candy was actually a bean

C) Because she accidentally bought a box of those god forsaken Harry Potter Jelly Belly’s, ate a mouth full of vomit flavor, and proceeded to vomit.

4) A 7th grade teacher in Texas might be looking for a new job soon after she handed out "joke certificates" to each of her students at the end of the year with a personalized “Most likely to…” statements on each one. Unfortunately for one student, her most likely award was this:

A) Most likely to drop out

B) Most likely to become a drug dealer

C) Most likely to have a high school pregnancy

D) Most likely to be a terrorist

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