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You are approached by a frenzied scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the Town.

Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

Amputate the foot before the infection spreads

Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities

Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

Scream for help

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Atlanta City. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay

Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

Ead the boy to safety, then turn him over to Security

Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another resident. What do you do?

Obey your elder and kill the resident with the pistol.

Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life.

Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.

Throw your tea in granny's face.

Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his Room again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.

Go to the armory, retrieve a pistol, and blow the lock off.

Walk away, and let the old coot rot

Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

A bullet to the brain

Large doses of anti-mutagen agent

Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pure devotion.

Removal of the mutated tissue with a knife and cauterise the wound.

Ecide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....

Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.

Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos

Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills

Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves

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