How pathetic are you?
Big boy Campbell hands you JOHNny. What do you do with it?
Throw it away because your virginity isn't something that you dispense like fucking toilet paper
Well, if Niamh isn't gonna have sex with me then I can use this to find some other unlucky girl because I'm such a horny bastard
Use it for the bday girl ;)
Don't use it because you're a fucking drunken moron
Smith gives you a U in your Physics work. What happens next?
Don't give a fuck because you're only good at Gradients
Just hop on the train to Manchester
Go back home and endure your shitty anti social life with no intentions of improving
Pray that your unconditional offer means you can get a U and still go to uni
You have unlimited money, which of the following places would you go for a spontaneous trip to
Anywhere that I can get stoned at
Somewhere in Shitaly
Anywhere with girls that I can fuck
A lovely place that I can add to the adventure book
You have a girlfriend (somehow), you want to buy her a birthday present. What do you buy?
Adventure book to share ALL THOSE PRECIOUS MEMORIES
Morning after pills
A copy of Europa Universalis 4, to which you can constantly denounce her
You will never have a girlfriend and will refer to seeding for eternity
You have been offered a night out in the world of the sesh, where do you choose to go
Hvar
Acca to find bare bitches to take advantage of
IN THE WORLD OF EU MORE OF COURSE
Amsterdam
Which of the following would you be most likely to beg for?
Unbanning
Someone to play dota with
Everyone to shut the fuck up
Weed
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