Which Being A Man festival event is the one for you?

It's Monday, it's 7.30am, where are we likely to find you?

Seeing if maybe I can fix that door before I head off to work

Still in bed, wishing I'd set a much later alarm

In the shower, belting out some acapella classics

At the table, finishing the review section in the Sunday papers

Trying to put a school uniform on a reluctant child

On the train, with the latest Big Issue and a fairtrade coffee

Sat up in bed, scrolling through Twitter

In the gym, getting in a quick session

Which of these is most likely to be found in your YouTube watching history?

Louis Theroux on My Scientology Movie

William Boyd's Book Club

Steve Jones, Wales Distance Runner - Never Give Up

David Bowie: Live 1983 (Serious Moonlight Concert)

Build Your Own Wood Lathe in 30 Minutes

In the Night Garden: Upsy Daisy's Funny Bed

Akilah Obviously on Intersectionality in Feminism and Pizza

Richard Pryor: Live and Smokin'

You've an evening in to yourself, what do you do?

Catch up on the latest episodes of Master of None

Break out the guitar and pretend the spareroom is the Barrowlands... again

Cook up something healthy then whack on Sky Sports

Lock myself in the shed and crack on with my latest 'project'

Settle into my favourite armchair and get stuck into my latest book

Give Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's TED talk another watch

Sleep! Sleep a thousand sleeps

Finally watch that Storyville episode on solitary confinement in the US

Which of the following are you most likely to be overheard saying?

"Yeah, it's a great track, but I think it's even better live"

"OK, which one of you put glitter on the cat?"

"No, I wasn't feeling it, so I just did a light 10k on the treadmill"

"...then the barman says, 'ok, sure, but why the big pause?'"

"Yeah sure, I can give it a go... How hard can it be?"

"Did you see that amazing feature on vanilla farmers on Comoros?"

"Personally I prefer her earlier short stories and novellas"

"I just can't believe no-one's standing up to this"

You've found £20 in the inside pocket of your winter coat, what does it get spent on?

Those Seinfeld series box sets I've been meaning to pick up

A strong coffee and a Captain Underpants book set

That rare 12" I've had my eye on

A hefty keg of protein powder

A donation to charity; they need it more than me

A couple of this year's Booker prize nominees

The latest issues of Private Eye and New Statesman

Wood glue, acrylic paints, and a multihead screw selection

What are you most likely to be found wearing?

My reading glasses

Certainly not a tie

A pair of trainers

Another old band t-shirt

Whatever I could find that looked vaguely clean

Something that will get David Dimbleby's attention

My ethically and sustainably produced Choose Love t-shirt

A pair of overalls

What's the nicest thing someone could do for you?

Sponsor me for my latest challenge event

Put together a playlist of new music I've not heard

Give me a hand down the allotment

Genuinely laugh at one of my jokes

Give the latest draft of my novel a read

Come with me on the march

Look after the kids for an evening... Or a week

Retweet my latest critique of Boris Johnson

Which Being A Man festival event is the one for you?

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