Egirl Dating Matchmaker 101

Hah, didn't see you there Sweet-baby-girl-mama-darl-baby-pops. - Yeah, welcome to my quiz... Tch, I guess you could call it more of a "Love-solver" because it doesn't leave you with any questions.

Thank you sir

That's so hot

First of all, let's make sure we're on the correct page. What is your favorite lane in League of Legends?

Support

I don't play League

Which option best reflects your ideal first date scenario?

Do ketamine and listen to Björk for three hours.

Pretend to get married so I can get Australian citizenship.

Sit in the corner and watch me lift weights for two hours, providing water + occasional emotional support.

Go to the fucking fruit market in Cairns.

Write a ten page essay for and against Zhonya's being in the game, then discuss with me.

Heh, now that was a tough one - I know Baby-Lulu-Purple-Kitty-Cat-Pops. You can do this, you're halfway there and then you might POTENTIALLY be matched with the love of your life. (Just hope he feels the same) ((Protip, use a 360 Panoramic camera, film your entire frame and send to him))

Okay thanks haha I don't have a 360 panoramic camera but I can add you on IG instead haha teehee *pretty girl noises*

Your rizz is unmatched Sylas-Daddy-Wolf-Pops!

What is the hottest profession for someone to have?

Oh no... I just went on a 3 game loss streak. What is your quickest plan of defense?

Zone me with creative insults and tell me the harsh truth that I could have pressured bot lane more early.

Agree with me that my team are made of hobgoblins, then help me create Reddit threads about deleting Zhonya's from the game.

Tuck me to bed by singing Playboi Carti's entire discography from memory.

Try to distract me by proposing a double Valorant eDate.

Run away and call the police. (Warning: risky since I own the QLD police force)

Heyy baby girlie-pops - I really liked your last answer. It was so respectful and I really value that haha.

Thanks babe

Your eyes are so dreamy

What the fuck, you just queued support for me and I instalocked Xin Zhao. What do you do?

Pick Leona and go crazy go stupid. Free +36 LP.

Pick Yuumi, mute Discord and watch Netflix on second monitor.

Pick Lux and question mark ping me whenever you miss a Q

Pick Akali support for the Double Asian - Genghis Khan botlane

Finally - What superpower would you choose?

Have X-Ray vision - but only for green olives. (You can see them through walls)

Every ten years you receive a free Maccas cheeseburger delivered to your house.

Drinking Dr. Pepper now gives you a 10% boost to your swimming speed. (Lasts for three minutes, does not stack)

You can now perfectly identify every brand of toilet paper through tactile sensation.

You gain +15 LP in League ranked. Once.

Egirl Dating Matchmaker 101

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