Which of Emma’s majors are you?

What’s a defining factor of your fave prof?

Dad jokes/self-deprecating jokes

The Oklahoma accent & euphemisms

The mustache and “boom” at the end of a proof of the normal distribution

Lots of projects, papers, and book reports.... For math

70’s hairstyle & nicest person ever

Pick your major stereotype

Rich white male to someday work for daddy’s firm

I have no personality

You’re freakishly smart, possibly asian

You have no real goals but I want a sense of job security

My parents made me go to college even though I didn’t want to

How much time do you spend on homework?

Nah, bro I was gonna go to the rock wall tonight.

I don’t have that much but I complain about it a lot

I get the cyber security majors to let me copy their code

If I’m not doing homework, I’m studying for the P exam

I spend hours staring at a whiteboard in the library with nonsense written all over

Plans after college?

Get a job with Plante Moran and study for the CPA

Get a job at daddy’s firm and post all of my CFA studying on Instagram

Take exams until my eggs shrivel up

Grad school

Realizing there’s no jobs for my degree and contemplating an MBA

Why’d you choose this major?

To compliment my first major, which is either useless or too hard

Fat stacks of cash

An aptitude test recommended it

I flunked out of engineering

Stonks memes

What do people say when you tell them your major?

Wow, I literally am so bad at math, I could never...

What the f*** is that

Thats funny, I pronounce it “Data”

Oh, so you want to be an accountant

Oh cool, so can you do my taxes for free?

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