The "who said it?", Futurama quiz

I don't *need* to drink, I can quit any time I want.

Is there Mrs. Queequeg?

Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

"Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!"

I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.

I've performed a few mercy killings.

I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.

Dooooooom!

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some kind of cruel muslin. And the cute little pom-pom pull ropes, cruel though they may be...