Which one of my garbage students are you?

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Which Garbage Student Are You?

Ever wondered what type of student you are in class? Take this fun and engaging quiz to find out how you might be perceived as a student! With hilarious multiple-choice questions, you can explore the lighter side of classroom dynamics.

You'll answer questions about your class behavior, engagement with materials, and perspective on discussions. It's a great way to reflect on your approach to learning and your role in group settings.

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I ask everyone in the class to please email me a discussion question. I explain this four or five times in class and then send an email about it. What do you send me?

Nothing

An email asking me where you can find the discussion question on Blackboard.

A discussion question that says "Do u think reading is important"

A rant about how PC culture is destroying these United States

We take a class excursion to our library's Special Collections to look at really cool old stuff, like a handwritten letter from Malcolm X. What do you do?

Sit in a chair and text the whole time.

Look at the letter for 2 seconds b/c you don't know who Malcolm X is, and then sit in a chair and text

Sit in a chair and sleep.

Skip class b/c you couldn't find the library

I brought in some candy to class in a desperate gambit to make these hours we spend together slightly less horrifying. You:

Don't eat candy

Take a fistful of candy and don't say thank you

Take a fistful of candy and leave the wrappers on the floor for me to pick up

Didn't notice there was candy because you were texting all class

Why aren't you in class today?

You lost your voice because it was rush and you screamed "WOOO" all weekend

You are hungover after drinking all the beer

You thought today was Tuesday, not Wednesday

There was a job fair all this week and you thought today during class time would be the best time to go

We (uh oh!) read a piece by a writer of color. What do you have to say about it?

Nothing. You are texting underneath your desk literally 2 feet away from me, like the desk is a magical shield of invisibility.

"I just couldn't really relate to this"

"I don't understand why she seemed so angry"

Nothing. You didn't do the reading.

Why are you in college?

To get a good job

To pass your classes and go to Cabo for Spring Break

You're not entirely sure b/c everything useful you've learned so far you've read on Reddit, but you have to have a degree to get a good job, so

All semester I beg, wheedle, bargain, and plead with you to speak in class, to no avail. What do you write on my course evaluations?

"Class discussions were boring"

"Instructor didn't seem to know what she was doing at any point"

"Less writing"

"Class was really good, I liked the instructor ;-)"

Which one of my garbage students are you?

Which Garbage Student Are You?

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