DK_PREPARE A DATE FOR YOUR BFF_04.06.2018

Alright, let’s get this started. First: what’s the main event you’re planning for them?

A date at a cat café is the only REAL alternative

Stargazing, no doubt

Oh, something outrageous and highly dramatic

Mmm movie night on the couch sounds chill

Great. Really nice. Now, pick out the style of their clothes:

Anything that sparkles and shines

Anything that shows their inner spirit

Anything that turns ALL the heads

Anything that melts ALL the hearts

And what’s their MAIN accessory?

Something COVERED in diamonds

Something that confuses EVERYONE

Something LEGIT spicy – meow!!

Something matching their Zodiac star sign

Ok, basics are down. Let’s get real. Lead a yoga exercise before the date:

Yoga? This is a dance-off now

No problem, I pretend to know yoga all the time

I mean, we’re wearing yoga pants?

The universe flows through me! Sort of

Time to get their aura ready – how do you help them align their energies?

Memes will guide them

So glad I brought my healing crystals

They need to get their sass on!

Yeah, it’s selfie time

A soundtrack to get hyped? Nah. You’re singing. But what?

Only real fire in these rhymes

A whale-song. More or less

Something spicy. Something Spanish

Lip-syncing to power ballads, obviously

Ok, they need a last snack before it’s showtime – what?

A selection of the finest leftovers

Avocado is life. Avocado is Bae

The spicier the snack – they spicier the date

Kale! Kale! Kale!

Ooooh, their date is here – how do you escape without being seen?

What? Being seen is what I live for?

*Distracting confetti rain*

I meditate my way out, always

Guess who’s gonna be hiding in a closet?

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