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The Ultimate Rat Experience Quiz

Welcome to the Ultimate Rat Experience Quiz! Test your knowledge, preferences, and fears with 17 absurdly fun questions related to the life of rats. Dive into a world of humor and imagination, and discover what kind of rat you truly are!

17 hilarious multiple-choice questions
Explore quirky topics from fears to favorite insects
Perfect for rat lovers and humor enthusiasts

17 Questions4 MinutesCreated by SqueakingCheese42

What do you like to do in your spare time?

Shit on the floor and ground

Scrounge for scraps and treats near da gorbage but not in da gorbage, I have class

Scritch and scratch on my funny little head and scap

Arson

Bowling with my pals and mother in law

Eat flies and moths off fly paper when no one is looking

What is your biggest fear?

The squirrel thing from ice age

Gunch

Women and ladies

$9.72 in exact change

Disappointing my loved ones and not being able to provide for my family

Cripple from family guy I forget he name

This funny little lump on my colon

Your favorite ting.

Mud

Empty tissue box to take a nap in before being thrown into a trash compactor and incinerator

Cool, epic alcoholic bevs (beverages)

Fuckin, the movie Stand By Me

Traffic. Cone.

What’s your favorite book, you fucking idiot?

What do you an want?

New shoe (for to sleep in)

Cool hip uh jeans like Timmy wears

Timmy

Black beans can of beans can of black beans not pinto I don’t want pinto I don’t want garbanzo I want black beans

Pat on my funny little head and scalp

What?

I love a hamburger

I love a lettuce

I love a tomato

I love a beef patty with pickle onion lettuce mayo hold the tomato no tomato I don’t like tomato I don’t want tomato fuck

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you want to be?

On Bobby Hill’s left shoulder while he screams and shouts at himself in the mirror

Drowning at wastewarter treatment plant

Floor and ground

Under da floor and ground

Crushed underneath thousands of tons of sedimentary rock

Los Angeles, Guatemala

Between your thighs

Microwave toaster oven

Under the couch in Woody Allen’s house and home and living room

What can’t you live without?

2001 Pontiac Aztek 3.4L V6 sports utility vehicle

Whip cream haha

Signed poster of Sheen Estevez

X-axis

My funny little hat

Ash bucket

My morning coffee, for if I don’t have my morning coffee I’m going to go into a blind rage and cause devastación the likes of which you’re puny little fucking eyes have never seen

Seashell.

Favorite character from the hit 1983 classic “Now Bring My Boys In, It’s Worm Time”

Why the fuck are you doing this?

Rachel made me

Uhhh I dunno

I’m really scared, I’m really fucking scared, I’m crying and screaming and throwing up

Nothing better to do. Ok? Are you happy now? Fuck this shit I regret wasting my fucking time on this stupid garbage. Fuck you. Fuck you for making this. You think it’s funny? You sick fuck. I don’t know how you sleep at night. I hope you burn.

What’s your favorite scene from Stuart Little, the movie and film?

When Stuart gets stepped on at a vintage guitar shop

The part where Stuart almost drowns in a fucking warshing machine, like he fucking deserves

The part where the dad accidentally sits on him, instantly crushing his bones and organs, fucking killing him on impact

The part where Stuart shakes Obama’s hand

The part where Stuart starts vibrating rapidly, so the mom smashes him with a rolled up newspaper until he’s reduced to a fine paste

The part where Stuart slowly starves to death in the Mojave desert

The part where Stuart and Quentin Tarantino get stuck in a tar pit ahaha how are they gonna get out of this one????

Stuart Little Buzz Lightyear cock and ball torture scene

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