Who would be your best mate on the Vunderboat?

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Who Would Be Your Best Mate on the Vunderboat?

Embark on a fun and lighthearted journey to discover who your ideal companion would be aboard the Vunderboat! This quiz features engaging scenarios and entertaining options that reflect your personality.

Join the adventure and find out:

Where you prefer to relax.
Your response to unexpected situations.
Your ideal dining choices.
Your favorite activities on board.

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by SailingSailor42

Where is the best place to relax on the Vunderboat?

In my office, where I know I can find what I need, WHEN I NEED IT.

On a quiet deck, overlooking the ocean at sunset.

Who wants to relax when you can just have a party with thousands of your closest friends? Party in the plaza!

Wherever my best pal needs me to be!

Quick, someone's fallen overboard! What do you do?!

I'm not sure...I need help making the right decision here, I don't want to get in trouble...

Impromptu pool party! In the ocean! Whoo!

Perhaps this is what was meant to be. Eventually, we all return to the sea.

We have a process in place to handle these sorts of issues when they happen; the “Man Overboard Response - Operation Nuisance” or “MORON” for short.

Let’s make a stop at the dining hall for some grub. What are you getting?

Building the perfect sandwich takes time and patience. We need the best ingredients, and you can’t rush the process.

First, we getting a big table because you know we need to have room for every one in our group. Then we’re going to do it family style, you know? Because when you party with me, you’re family and we keep it real. We’re gonna do chicken , beef pork, you know the works, because you gotta have a little bit of everything.

Well, you know there’s lots of things I could do for dinner…beef tacos sound good, but I could just get nachos, and that would give me more room for other things like steak and fries and OH! Do you think we should get sliders? I feel like fries and sliders could be a good meal, but I’d still want room for my nachos…

It’s against protocol to eat in the dining room with the guests. I’ll just pick up a simple plate of chicken from the crew quarters. Don’t want to overdo dinner.

Every good cruise has a drink of the day. What’s your go-to spirit?

Whiskey. Neat.

I like something a little bubbly and tingly… like a “Moscow Mule” or a “Grapefruit Ginger Gin Fizz,” OH! Or a “Pineapple Ginger Mojito”… I don’t know, All of it? I just really like drinks I think!

The “Coco-Loco-Kiss-On-The-Lips,” it’s served in a fish bowl and comes with two crazy straws! You can either share it with someone, or if you don’t have someone, you can drink it twice as fast!

�The Swedish Tart” is a green tea kombucha infused drink with dill and vodka…all you need to set you right.

The Captain thinks it’ll be fun to have the crew perform a talent show for the guests. What’s your act?

A calming guided group meditation session to help show the guests sometimes it’s better to slow down and take in your surroundings.

I would love to take everyone on a guided tour of the boat so they can see how truly wonderful it is here, but I’m worried not everyone’s going to fit on the stage…

My dogs are going to do their comedy bit with me, and then we’re going to break the record for the world’s longest Congo line!

I would be more than happy to inform our guests of all the rules they’ve broken since boarding.

What excursion would you suggest for our guests to enjoy when we dock?

Are you kidding me? If there’s a beach, there’s a party to hit, heeey!

Every port we dock at, the city is bound to have a great “Welcome Center” that should be able to inform you of the local laws and how to avoid trouble. Also be sure to make sure you set an alarm so you know what local time the boat is leaving so you don’t get left behind.

Oh geez, there’s always so many things to do. You know sometimes I think really hard about what I want to do, like do I want to go sightseeing? Do I want to go check out a market? Or maybe I want to go on an adventure? And then eventually I take too long to figure out what to do, it’s time to leave and then I get a little sad, but it’s okay because I get to go back onto the boat!

I find hiking or finding a good trail to explore is a good way to connect with and return to nature. You get to really smell the world around you, away from the rush and waste of the modern world.

Finally, what’s your favorite thing to do on the Vunderboat?

Oh I love it all! Sometimes I can’t decide on what I like the most, so I just run around cheering everything on!

Sitting at a large window where I can observe the masses from afar, learning things about human behavior and the depravity of over indulgence.

Making sure things are in order and tip-top shape. We can’t have foolishness run amok on this boat.

While I always love a good party, I really just love settling in at night with my partner and dogs after a day’s work.

Who would be your best mate on the Vunderboat?

Who Would Be Your Best Mate on the Vunderboat?

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