What fart r u

A cartoon-style illustration of a whimsical and colorful flea market with quirky characters and items, emphasizing humor and fun experiences.

What Fart Are You?

Dive into the whimsical world of our fun and light-hearted quiz!

Discover your unique personality based on a series of quirky questions designed to make you laugh. Unleash your inner fart!

10 engaging multiple-choice questions
Find out what kind of "fart" you are!
Perfect for a quick break or a gathering with friends

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by LaughingLlama432

You arrive at the flea market. There are four sections that you can pick from, each with a different collection of vendors. Which section do you go to?

You’ve chosen your section, now who ya buyin from? (choose wisely)

The old asian woman

The young craftsman

The wise old man

The tall businessman

you’ve got your vendor who is selling an assortment of items, all priced the same thing. What do you buy?

Abandoned sword

Rusty doorknob

Old paintbrush

Mysterious rock

you’ve made your purchase, now you’re thirsty since it is so hot. What beverage do you buy?

Lemonade

Water

Ice coffee

Beer

Yummy. Delicious choice. Sip sip sip. So delicious. What a lovely beverage this is.

i know it’s so good

I love this beverage

I wish I picked a different beverage

it’s ok

As you are enjoying your drink, you spot a shiny object out of the corner of your eye. As you walk over to inspect, what are you hoping it will be?

i hope it’s a quarter

i hope it’s a ruble

i hope it’s a peso

i hope it’s a girl

you approach the object but before you get to it, the custodian tells you it’s time to leave. What do you want him to look like

Very handsome

Very ugly

Just regular

Larry king

You look at the janitor, and realize it is just a regular janitor guy. You say ok I will go now, and so you go home. You go to your car, and notice your favorite Michael W. Smith album has been stolen. In a fit of rage you...

Rip out my eyeballs

Suffocate my car

Run into the sun

just steal someone else’s Michael W. Smith album

Well, you sure regret doing that because turns out it just fell under your seat. Your actions have alerted the police and you are sent to an insane asylum. Who do you befriend? (choose wisely pt. 2)

Sloppy joe

Miz nanners

Crazy legs

Nunchucks III

Wrong choice. They kill you. You going to heaven now, baby. When you arrive, god tells you that you must pick an eternal soulmate. Who do you pick?

Jamie lee curtis

Michael phelps

Ben carson

Wanda sykes

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