Suitehearts: Who Said It?

For each quote, select the Suiteheart most likely to have quoted the quote.

"You're not wrong..."

"Sometimes SBU feels like church camp... All the time."

"There's always a monster under the bed. Mine is Dylan."

"Tan-Tara is awful, I want to die."

"Karen doesn't have friends. She just tolerates the people next to her."

"How could you do this to me?!"

"I wear an extra medium. My shoe size is ten and a half... And a half."

"He just looks like a guy with bad theology."

"Anold Sforzando?"

"I feel like I'm riding this crazy roller coaster where you have to play trombone while you're on it."