Which Stereotypical Southeast Missourian Are You?

You're headed out to Downtown Cape Girardeau for a night on the town. Which bar do you choose to spend the majority of your night in?

The Bar

Coin-Op Cantina

Pockets 2.0

Hot Shots

Last call has been called in Cape Girardeau Bars. What is your next move?

Head home and call it a night

Head across the river to The Pony

Take the party back to your house

Head to the flood wall and drink the liquor in your car you brought with you

Which of these restaurants would you prefer to go to on a Friday night?

Pilot House

36 Restaurant and Bar

Burrito-Ville

Hamburger Express

Which of these songs would you most be likely to blare with your windows down while driving down Broadway?

Family Tradition - Hank WIlliams Jr.

Psycho - Post Malone (Feat. Ty Dolla $ign)

The Sound - The 1975

Ruff Ryders' Anthem - DMX

Which of these events do you prefer going to?

SEMO District Fair

Sikeston Rodeo

Tunes at Twilight

House Party with Family

Which alcoholic beverage do you prefer?

Vodka Martini

Stag Beer

Craft Beer

Malt Liquor

Which grocery store are you most likely to shop at?

Schnuck's

Walmart Supercenter

Food Giant

Ruler Foods

You pass a police officer heading the opposite direction as you that starts to brake and then turns around. What do you do?

Continue driving as usual.

Worry about it, even though you're doing nothing wrong.

Throw your drugs out the window.

Speed up and try to lose them. You've got warrants out.

Who is your cell phone provider?

AT&T

No contract/prepaid service

Verizon

I don't have a cell phone

When you look for news, where do you look first?

Out my front door. The neighbors always have the cops over there.

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