Excuses

I'm sorry I'm late again. I can explain it. First of all the nyan cat came flying to my window and ate my alarm clock, so I woke up late. Then I took the bus, but it completely stopped due to a duck rally. I got off the bus and I walked to the Subway, but there were ducks there too. After that The Rock came to me and he gave me a flower. Finally the flower started to fly, and I grabbed it and I arrived here.

I'm so sorry, I couldn't answer your whatsapp messages because I met with Agatha, the witch; suddenly she took my cell phone with her magic hands and flew away; then I run behind her until she stopped at the Witches' Road. She was like petrify so I decided to take my phone back, but I didn't see it. Finally I found it on the floor under her dark-purple dress, but it didn't have batery. Please, forgive me.

I'm sorry I'm late, first of all the day I didn't go to the FES because of the aliens who took the bus I was riding in. One morning when I left my house I took the bus and it was taken by aliens, the aliens wanted to test us to see who was suitable for a slime swimming competition. That day I had English classes at FES, but I did not attend because I was in a competition, but that day Michael Jackson and Paulo Londra were giving a concert too. At the end of the day, I won the competition and the allies gave me a picture of Chabelo and Jenny Ribera together as a gift.

I'm so sorry Imissed my halfgod ID and then when I arrived a green dragon burned my backpack, after that the guard in the entrance didn't let me pass because he said first fight whit flayer monsters, finally I done but my ID is carried lost so I jumped the bars. I feel so tired please let me put in the list.

Sorry, it seems that in my dream I had already arrived at school at 6:30 in the morning, I went to my classes, I started doing homework, I went to my English class and suddenly when the teacher asked me I couldn't answer, then I knew I was asleep but I just woke up at 2:00 in the afternoon and class had already ended, sorry for not arriving yet.

I'm sorry, I'm late. First of all I woke up late and I found a mermaid in the shower so I had to return her to the sea. Then we ride a turtle but in the way a whale ate us and we stayed there until it opened its mouth. After that I let the mermaid in her house and swam to the surface. Finally I came back to my house, took a shower and came to class.

Mon couldn't do the housework because the things were floting; and suddenly the dog started talking and it turned out to be a scientist dog, who in his past life performed a failed experiment and I had to help him make complex equations so that things would stop floating.

I’m sorry, I’m late because I decided follow to Forrest Gump, we runned until Alabama, then Lieutenant Dan returned me to Mexico in his shrimp boat. When arrived in Veracruz, we knowed to Paul McCartney, who now is my best friend, he brought me here.

I'm terribly sorry, I’m late. I was unexpectedly abducted by aliens who needed my expertise in marketing to promote their planet's tourism industry. They returned me to Earth just now, but I'm still shaken. Can we reschedule for another time?

I'm sorry for being late. I was leaving my house to get to work when my baby said his first word, and I got excited, so I started to listen him and I realized that he was summon the devil in a strange language. The devil appeared in my house so I had to do an exorcism. I watched a tutorial on YouTube. The devil purpose me an offer, take my soul or being late to work for the rest of my life. So here I am.

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