Which member of the friend group are you?

Pick a lame super power

Be able to read someone's mind after asking them what is on their mind and using what they tell you

Always know where the nearest farm is

Make the teacher mad

Shapeshift into El Chapo

Photographic memory but the photograph is Ben's selfie

Have Bigfoot's number

Stab wound

You tell someone to do it for the vine and they politely decline. What do you do now?

Leave it be. They don't wanna do it

Say it once more, giving them a second chance

Erm it's actually "I ain't gonna do it"

Do it for the vine in their stead

Get embarassed that they replied seriously and go quiet

Tell them that because of them you're having the worst birthday ever

Stab and kill them

If you could go back in time and talk to your child self, what would you say?

Ew haha

Marry Lupe's daughter

You're going to be Chucky the doll

Shit's about to get weird

Don't go to the rooftop for the love of god don't go to the rooftop

Learn Russian now so we can be cool in the future

You're going to get cheated on

Staring contest winner gets to live GO

Someone auctions off your favorite trinket. What do you do?

Join in the bidding

Let them auction it but give absolutely mind-blowing brain to the highest bidder in return for trinket

I'm making a scene! That's mine bitch

Sneak into where they're keeping the objects and steal it back

I don't have trinkets

Let em have it. I'll be super sad but I can try and find another one similar to it

Seduce the highest bidder's daughter, get married to her, find the trinket at the family christmas party, steal it back

Not be able to sleep or eat for a week because I'm so sad

Do you like to be scary?

YES!! I relish in being scary and generally evil but also having a genderfluid child

Not really, no. But more power to you

I like to be scary in scary occasions

I consider myself a scary person so yes

Yes in theory but if I scared someone I'd be too scared that they were gonna scare me back one day and I can't mentally deal with that

Do you think Scrooge from Scrooge: A Christmas Carol (2022) is hot? Photo for reference

A waiter offers you a toothpick after a big meal. What do you do with it?

Use that mf

Give it to a person who will use it

Put it in your mouth like cowboy

Absentmindedly put it in your pocket and forget about it until you sit down again and feel it breach your butthole

Take it but just kinda keep it next to your plate and forget about it

Use it to STAB and KILL and ruin christmas

Keep it and fidget with it a bunch

Yeah like from Winnie the Pooh.

You find your perfect partner but they have a mushroom growing in their closet

Leaving EXPEDITIOUSLY in absolute disgust

Getting as far away as possible not because of disgust but because of pure unadulterated fear

It's funny as fuck why would I leave them over that?

I'm only there for the mushroom

Grrr

I'm fine as long as I don't think about it

I was fine at first but the more I think about it the more it's gonna be a no from me

Katie offers you a drink, calling it the Meister Potion. What do you do?

Hell no

Gimme gimme

I'll drink it. It's questionable but I know my friend Katie would never seriously offer me something that would endanger me

Yeah someone else can have that

It piques my interest enough that I'll give it a shot

I be Chucky the doll

Would you wish on a falling star?

No because I know it'll never come true

No because it would go by too fast and I wouldn't have time to process that I had just seen a falling star

Yes and I'd cross my toes and everything

Yes. But I can't tell you what I wished for ;)

I would wish I could be Chucky everyday

Probably not just because I don't think I could come up with a good wish

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