Which one of my least favorite books are you?

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What’s Your Literary Personality?

Discover which of your least favorite books you are through this fun and quirky quiz! Answer a series of tongue-in-cheek questions and see how your choices reflect your own literary tastes and personality.

11 engaging questions
Multiple choice answers
Humorous and thought-provoking

11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by StudyingScribe432

Have you ever read a book in school that you liked?

No, all the books I have read in class are awful.

There are a couple of good ones.

Yes, I usually like books I read in class.

Bold of you to assume that I ever read at school.

School is a tool to brainwash the youth.

Are you like other girls?

I am not like other girls, other girls are stupid.

I am not like other girls, other girls are boring.

I am not like other girls, I'm... Not a girl.

What's wrong with being like other girls? D:

Not only am I like other girls, but I am a basic bitch.

Out of the following European countries, where would you want to go?

Great Britain

France

Russia

Spain

I discriminate against white people so I refuse to go anywhere in Europe.

Nowhere on this Earth, thanks.

I am annoying and I am mad that you said Russia and I don't think that should count as a European country even though Russians are more culturally similar to East Europe/are Slavic and I insist it is Asia even though a small percentage of Russians live on the Asian half of Russia :(

What do you like to do when you have free time?

Hang out with my family or friends :)

Satanic rituals.

Talk about how smart I am and how society is stupid.

Be a horrible person and make the lives of people around me worse.

Make quizzes as a way to vent about books that I hate instead of moving on like a normal person.

Go on the internet.

Okay imagine this: You are a lowly village peasant. You are walking to your hut at the edge of town when it starts raining. Because you are a smart villager, you know soon there will be a storm and start hurrying along your way home. But before you get there, you see someone else stuck in a tree. You recognize them as your lifelong rival and resident annoying person. They cannot get out of the tree and ask for your help out. If you don't let them out, it is very likely that they could die in the upcoming storm either from lightning or because of exposure as a drenched villager in medieval times getting a cold is likely to because death because medicine is bad.What do you do?

I swallow my grudges and help them down.

I help them, but I warn them that if they ever cross me again I will not help them in the future.

I leave but tell someone else to go help them.

I pretend that I don't hear them.

Not only do I not help them, I taunt them to humiliate them. However I spend so much time taunting them that I can't make it home before the storm hits and I get sick and die of bloodletting when my mother gets a doctor to treat my cold.

I- ... what?

What do you think about OJ?

I like orange juice.

I don't like orange juice.

It's the sexist drink I have ever had I would pour it all over my lover before making love to them.

Not only do I dislike orange juice, but I would absolutely murder the inventor of it if I ever met them.

Oh he definitely killed that woman- wait you mean the juice?

What the fuck is wrong with some of these answers?

Do you think that people deserve second chances?

Yes.

No.

I think I deserve second chances.

Not only do I think people deserve second chances, but I will continue to forgive them and give them more and more chances.

I don't even give people first chances.

Which one of my least favorite books are you?

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