Catullus Compatability Test
Catullus Compatibility Test
Discover your connection with the themes of love and heartbreak in classic literature through this engaging quiz. Are you a hopeless romantic or a practical lover? Find out how you align with the emotions conveyed by Catullus!
- 33 thought-provoking questions
- Explore your feelings on love, jealousy, and poetry
- A lighthearted look at human emotions
Would you fall hopelessly in love with a woman upon first sight and then build a romanticized image of her in your mind and then be severely heartbroken when she does not live up to said expectations?
No, I like people for their personality or whatever
Yes, if shes pretty I will fall eternally in love with her.
Have you ever lied awake thinking of another man?
Yes, men are hot
No, I'm in denial
Would/Did you write poetry about another man?
Yes, how else would I get him off my mind?
No, I bottled up my feelings and expressed them by passionately kissing him
Would you want endless affection from a person that you were in a relationship with, say three thousand and three hundred kisses?
Yes, if she doesn't do it that means she doesn't love me
No, I trust her completely without any physical display of affection
Would you write hate mail to the man who ruined your relationship with a woman who was already cheating on her husband?
Yes, hes the plague of our friendship
No, I would forgive and foget
Would you plead with the gods for understanding, as you have done everything right and they still punish you with an unrequited love?
Yes, they'd better reward
No, I understand they're busy
Do you become disillusioned with people as you get to know them better?
Yes, how dare they deceive me by doing nothing. I'm personally offended!
No, I just like wouldn't judge people based on their looks?
Would you hate on other women to defend your own woman's honor?
Yes, how dare they be compare to my lesbia
No, lesbia is mid-tier
Would you believe that your woman is absolutely perfect in every way
Yes, she is
No, thats dumb
Would you believe that the person who gets to sit beside the woman who you are infatuated with is equal to a god?
Yes, im very jelous and unable to control my jelousy
No, hes a poophead who doesnt deserve her
Would you be paralyzed by the sight of a beautiful woman, unable to speak or move your limbs?
Yes, id start foaming at the mouth too
No, I'd run in the other direction to my boyfriend's bed
Do you spend all of your free time thinking about women?
Yes, what else would I do?
No, I think about men instead
Would you try to convince the person that you are simping for to leave her life behind and be with you instead of her husband?
Yes, she's meant to be with me
No, maybe in another life
Do you believe that the word of the woman who loves you is inaccurate, and she would lie to please you?
Yes, I'm an insecure little coward
No, I don't have trust issues
Do you believe that the woman you are with should hold you above all others?
Yes
No
Are big noses attractive?
Yes
No
Are prostitutes undesirable?
Yes
No
Are you a poet/Have you written poetry in your free time?
Yes
No
Do you frequently talk to/about yourself in 2nd and 3rd person?
Yes
No
Should you cherish a lover as a father cherishes a son/son-in-law, with unconditional love?
Yes
No
When you love people more, do you respect them less?
Yes
No
Would you consider yourself paralleled with Jay Gatsby?
Yes
No
Do you feel tortured by unrequited love?
Yes
No
Would you rather perish, or love a life without love?
Perish
Lonely and sad and stupid and pathetic and ugly life just like you and your ugly and stupid and pathetic face
Do you blame yourself and your lover for the decline of your mental well-being?
Yes
No
Are you able to stop caring for someone, even if you know they have deeply wronged you?
Yes
No
Is it difficult for you to suddenly put aside a long love?
Yes
No
Does a failed love snatch all happiness from miserable you?
Yes
No
Would you be able to ask that the gods change someone else's feelings for your sake, or would you rather they grant you the ability to move on and fall out of love?
Be a wuss and make someone else miserable for your sake
Be a chad and just move on
Do you deserve rewards for your good deeds
Abso fucking lutely
No thanks just give them to a serial killer
Picture this: you are happy. You are having fun. You love your life and being in a relationship. However, your partner hates everything that makes you happy! What do you do??
Don't chase after the one who flees
Live life miserably
If a girl leaves you, what's the correct approach
Be graceful, and accept it how it goes
THAT BITCH! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE HER AGAIN SHE WAS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AND NOW SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE THAT I HOPE SHE DIES SAD AND ALONE
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