How do you give people CPR?

Normally...? What a weird question

Probably unsuccessfully, but only because I was never really taught

Time for a KISS of life :D

Oh, do you not know how? Cardiopulmonary resuscitation is an emergency procedure consisting of chest compressions often combined with artificial ventilation

I don't. Can't do the air.

What do you wear with a leather jacket?

Coloured shirt and jeans, simple but effective

I don't wear one to start with, doesn't suit me

Neither, but I look too cool and it'd ruin my vibe

Blouse and smart trousers or a modest dress :)

One-Direction-aesthetic shirt and jeans

You had a bad breakup, what do you do next?

Be sad and utterly heartbroken, but carry on :(

Not quit the job (HOW?!?!?) but be sad and ruin the mood for the next few episo- I mean, next few weeks

Move on

Learn from my mistakes

All of the above, in no particular order, but eventually quit dating

Your neighbor is being very suspicious. What do you do?

Get close to them, act lovely and keep your enemies closer

You decide you're overthinking...

Trespass when they're out, try to find anything shady, realize you were being dramatic, tidy up their house and then fill their icecube trays as an apology for the broken window, door, coffee table and wall

Bug their apartment

They're innocent until proven guilty

How good a partner are you?

5/10 - you're a great person and lovely to those you love, but also willing to cheat and lie and retcon and lie some more

10/10 - amazing, partner of the year award? yours. Hands down.

Tough question. Either rubbish or absolutely the best, sweetest, best, sweetest, most best and sweet partner ever. But also kinda rubbish

5/10 - you're lovely and perfect, however you're really stupid with love. You're a great partner, but you often forget that the other is a human being too and not a godly figure

7.5/10 - you're a great person, but you forget that, try to be someone else, pull it off, but fail and become horrible. But as an actual partner you're sweet and decent, so long as it's actually love

Do you go to church?

Only for funerals, I used to go as a kid

Sometimes, but only for stupid/cute/stupid American history date/missions

Yes, but only when my life is falling apart - or it's Christmas :)

Nope *popping the p*

How hot is Jack?

Meh... A solid 9/10

100. Oh, is 10 the highest? Um, yeah I stand by my answer.

10/10 🤙😏

He's very attractive, but not my type. So for me, a 5/10

1/10. Because I'm the only one who can actually speak the truth.

"Why are you like this?"

Good question, not by choice, I assure you

Like what :(

Ah, you want the long or short story? *immediately changed the subject*

I have a strange job, but I take pride in being a nice person and so if my personality, or whatever you think seems to be at fault, is strange or bad to you then you can take your negative energy and bother someone else! *immediately covers mouth, but remains frowny*

I could be asking your parents why you are the way you are, but I think if I met them then I'd get my answer

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