Which ESCP Professor are you?

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Find Out Which ESCP Professor You Are!

Discover your inner ESCP professor with this fun and engaging quiz! Answer quirky questions about your preferences and see which academic persona aligns with your traits.

Test your Excel skills
Evaluate your French accent
Check your grading ethics
Assess your attitude toward viruses
Explore your hobbies

6 Questions2 MinutesCreated by CalculatingCat42

How much do you love working in Excel?

Excel is a useful tool

Excel is for noobs

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How strong is your French accent?

Vrench accènt? I zon't know what you are takhing abohtt

Je m'appelle pain au chocolat

Is this question still about Excel shit/sheet?

#N/A

What is a normal period to grade exams/papers?

10 working days

4-6 weeks

Lol, we need to actually grade this?

Does not matter: grades are randomly assigned by Elena

Are you afraid of the corona virus?

My computer has strong anti-virus, I'm good

It is not resistant to alcohol, and with my champagne consumption, I have nothing to fear

There is no data-driven evidence of a true risk

In my free time I like to...

Collect accounts receivables

Download profile pictures of ESCP students

Compare the shape of statistical distributions with 20th century architecture

Eat gum

Your company faces serious issues, how do we solve this?

Stick as many RFID tags on all the assets as possible to track the movements within and outside the company

The answer to a balanced solution can be found by filling t accounts

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