Which C.R.A.P. Agent Are You?

What article of clothing is essential to your ensemble?
Captain's hat
Anything sleeveless
T-shirt and jeans
Toga
Logo Tees
Mask
Cape
Who are you in your friend group?
The funny one
The leader
The musical one
The quiet one
The hard worker
The weirdo
The smart one
Pick an animal sidekick
Horse
Ocelot
Cow
Beaver
Lion
Bear
Fruit Bat
What was your favorite subject in school?
Drama
Phys Ed
Home Economics
Marching Band
Biology
Foreign Language
Lunch
Pick a color.
Red
Orange
Green
Blue
Pink
Black
White
Your friend goes missing. What do you do?
Stop at nothing to find him.
Ask around to see if anyone has seen him.
Go somewhere high to get a good view and look.
Put out a broadcast asking for help.
Nothing until I've had my morning coffee.
Someone else will probably do something.
I don't have friends.
What are you having for breakfast?
A fruit smoothie
Cereal & Milk
All the bacon and eggs you have
Toast
A thick, juicy steak
Don't care as long as there's coffee
Oatmeal
What is your best quality?
Sense of humor
Intelligence
Determination
Empathetic nature
Friendliness
Creativity
Epic beard
Pick another hero from Milkman Comix
Milkman the Dark Elf
Darth Slader
Spot the Ocelot
Bacon Boy
Justine Beaver
Corny Cobbs
Obi-Juan
Thanos is coming. What's the best way to stop him from getting all the stones?
Go for the head
Team up and work together
Surprise attack
Destroy the stones
Get the stones before he does
Why bother? The Avengers will handle it
A good ol' time heist
You find $1,000 in the street. What do you do with the money?
Put towards purchasing another space shuttle
Ask to see if anyone lost it
Give it to the poor
Pay tuition
Treat yo' self
Turn it in to the police
Sweet! Free coffee for the year!
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Flight
Super Strength
Shape Shifting
Electricity
Invisibility
Mind Reading
Shrinking
It's a rainy Saturday. How do you spend your time?
Baking bread for everyone to share
Watching history documentaries
Taking a good, well-earned nap
Listening to music
Catching up on some homework
Go outside! A little rain never hurt anyone!
Reading a good book
Which NFL team best reflects your personality?
Tampa Bay Bucaneers
Cleveland Browns
Minnesota Vikings
New York Jets
Philadelphia Eagles
Dallas Cowboys
Los Angeles Chargers
Pick a Pokemon Type:
Electric
Grass
Normal
Steel
Fighting
Fire
Psychic
What are you having for dessert?
Fruit salad
Girl Scout Cookies
Anything as long as it's not chocolate
Gluten free donuts
Mint chocolate chip ice cream
White chocolate bark
Cherry pie
You have a big exam tomorrow. How do you prepare?
Drink as much coffee as possible to fuel up
Sleep it off
Study hard, but not too much
Listen to music while looking over notes
Pfft. Who needs school?
Cry in the shower
Get a group of friends together to study
Pick a country as a vacation destination.
Greece
Germany
Japan
Norway
Mexico
Israel
Canada
It's movie night. Watcha watching?
Avengers: Endgame
Super Size Me
Gladiator
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
Bohemian Rhapsody
The LEGO Ninjago Movie
The Brave Little Toaster
C.R.A.P.'s phones are ringing off the hook! Which call do you answer?
Some freshman is fighting with his roommate
Some freshman burned popcorn in the microwave...AGAIN
Some freshman wants to get that ring by spring
Some freshman has bed bugs...AGAIN
Some freshman doesn't know how to do their laundry
Some freshman needs to study for finals
Some freshman is being picky about the cafeteria food
Which Milkman Comix villain would like to apprehend?
The Big Cheese
Miraak
King Creeper
Emperor Purpletine
Simon the Pieman
Sauron
Grad School (it's totally evil)
Which classic rock song could be your anthem?
"We Will Rock You" by Queen
"Dream On" by Aerosmith
"Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple
"Hey Jude" by The Beatles
"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zepplin
"Cheeseburger in Paradise" by Jimmy Buffet
"The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
What is your beverage of choice?
For the last time...I NEED COFFEE!
Milk
Wine
Any type of juice
A nice Asgardian lager
Water
Tea
Pick another real human from Milkman Comix to hang out with:
Tim Hegedus
Matthew Laude
Dave Zettlemoyer
Eric Temple
Noah Wilde
Jonah Clydesdale
Dr. Black
And lastly, what is most important to you in a relationship?
Communication
Compatability
Empathy
Quality time
Honesty
Respect
Expressing love
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