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Based on this image, who does Tia have the googly eyes for?

Younger Morrissey

Older Morrissey

Which old-school hottie is the cause of Tia's heart throb?

Marlon Brando

James Dean

Does Tia think this photo of David Duchovny is sexy?

Duh

Yikes, no way

When is a man the most attractive to Tia?

Skateboarding

Smoking a cigarette

Finished running

Lounging about

Is this an accurate portrayal of Tia's beliefs?

Yes

Does Tia fancy Cillian Murphy more when he's:

A cute lil man, smiling and giggling kicking his feet in the air

Disassociating with reality and not present in mind, body or soul

Which body preferance is Tia's type?

Big Macho Muscley men ahhhhh

Scrawny, twig, snappable and breakable

In her real life, has Tia ever consciously been attracted to an older man...

I hope not

Yes, she has problems

She would never

Did Tia find Hugh from the Halloween party attractive?

Yes, Hugh cast a spell on her with his party-crashing, earth-shattering good looks

No, she's not that delusional

Tia doesn't know herself

Who does Tia fancy more:

Cillian Murphy as an actor/person

Thomas Shelby, a character Cillian plays

Both

What would Tia do if she saw Cillian Murphy?

Get a photo

Ignore him

Confess her love

Stalk him

Does Tia believe she has a chance with Cillian Murphy?

Yes

Only in her dreams

Absolutely not

Does Tia think this photo of Cillian Murphy is sexy?

Yes, sir

No, ew

Is this a real photo of Tia's diary?

Yes, she's actually delusional

No, I hope not

In her delusions, who does Tia believe she has more of a rational, logical chance of being with?

David Duchovny

Cillian Murphy

Both

But, who would Tia rather be with?

David Duchovny

Cillian Murphy

Both

Has Tia ever, oh for fucks sake, I swear to God, held an imaginary conversation with David or Cillain?

Yes

Are Tia's celebrity fantasies a joke or a serious, psychotic delusion which is therefore her reality?

She's jk

Dial 999 she's bat-shit crazy

Both

Thanks for taking the quiz. What is Tia most likely doing right now?

Disassociating about being with Cillian Murphy

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