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The Science of You: A Quirky Quiz

Welcome to a unique questionnaire that dives into the fun and quirky aspects of your personality! Get ready to answer some light-hearted yet thought-provoking questions that will entertain and amuse you.

This quiz includes:

A mix of serious and silly questions
Self-reflective prompts
Fun multiple-choice options

37 Questions9 MinutesCreated by CuriousCat27

You are comfortable with the sentence "wake up, I'm outside your window"

I'm very disappointed in your last answer

Ok :(

Haha who cares

Nobody likes you and you smell funny

Yes

Do you think a specialized unit of the police called "The Naked Police" would be:

A. Cops that arrest naked people

B. Cops that arrest people while they themselves are naked

C. You need help

Do you think I'm a nice person? (I need validation because my parents don't love me)

Yes

No you suck

Your parents literally do love you what are you talking about (also you're not nice and I hate you)

All of the above

Would you rather......

Save a busload of orphans

Have the ability to Thanos snap people who don't put their shopping carts away out of existence

Go back and screenshot that QR code, go to the link it takes you to after you finish this survey, then DM me your exact reaction

Ok, I will

Already done

This totally isn't sus, I'd follow you to the ends of the earth and back

Do you smoke?

Smoking is disgusting and it literally kills you

Yea... I'M SMOKING HOT

Uh uhm yup yeah I do the vaping thing I have asthma

Email me a picture of a squirrel and your favorite flavor of chips. If I like the squirrel I will personally deliver you your favorite chips.

[email protected]

*you have to live in RI to qualify for this live chip delivery promotional deal*

*If you do not live in RI I will mail you appropriate compensation*

Select this answer

Do not select this answer

What's your funniest joke? (I will not have any of that self deprecating "my life is a joke" nonsense, CARL)

Do you like me? (SORRY I STILL NEED VALIDATION)

The answer is still no

Absolutely not

You are literally the worst person on the face of the planet

Describe our first encounter online or in person and if we haven't met at all yet tell me your favorite song

Building a LEGO™ set together would be an awesome date idea

Yes

Yes but not the first one because that requires an emotional connection

No, I'm not a child (I'm single and it shows)

I would build a LEGO™ set without a date

You're single and it shows

Will you make a survey like this? (If you do I'll take it)

Yes

I have better things to do with my time

I'll make a survey..... But not like this..... Not like this

Will you marry me?

At least ask me to dinner first

I still don't like you remember?

Idk you and you're kinda weirding me out

As long as our wedding colors are beige and only beige

PSYCH! This is actually a friend application and you're doing very well. How does this make you feel?

I'm just kidding, if you're completing this survey you probably already are my friend and are humoring me out of pity.

Them's the Facts

You don't have friends

But for real tho does this survey have a purpose?

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