WORDPLAY??? HOMOGRAPHS??? IN ONE ICE QUIZ???

Hey bro we do a little bit of word playing.... Anyways if you must make must then chances are your doing something related with.....

HEY BRO UHHH I HEARD UR LIKE 30 METERS TALL OR SO? Well bro which duck would you need to duck the most to reach its height?

HEY BRO UHHH UR PRETTY CLOSE TO THE DOOR CAN YOU CLOSE IT? ACTUALLY UHH BEEP BOOP SOMETHING SOMETHING IT SEEMS LIKE UR A DECIMETER AWAY FROM THE DOOR.... WHICH IS INTERESTING SINCE IM 10 INCHES AWAY FROM THE DOOR, ALTHOUGH THAT SUSSY PLANT IS A HECTARE AWAY, ALTHOUGH THAT OTHER OTHER DOOR IS 2000 MILLIMETERS AWAY WAIT SO..... WHOS CLOSEST TO THE DOOR

Hey bro can you watch my watch? OH WAIT O NOO AAA ITS A WHOLE UHH ONE TRILLIONTH OF A SECOND OFF, OR KNOWN AS A.....

If your at an element hoarding convention, and wanted to lead lead into it's correct elemental number then you should probably go to?

If you wanted to record yourself setting the record for worlds largest recorder, it would uhh need to be a little over...

What do you call a turkey in Turkey?

If you were to match the 2022 World Cup match to the winner, which one of these would be correct?

Hey bro if you see a dog bark at bark..... Is it dogwood? WHAT IS DOGWOOD ANYWAY?

If a fly could fly how could a fly fly if a fly could fly?