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What is Riyinee?

A retard who can't talk

Someone who has an xl thingymajig

Someone who can't socialize whatsoever

A drunk drug dealer

If Riyinee weighed 1000 pounds worth of majority fat, what would Riyinee do?

Burn his fat off with a torch

Scrape his fat off with a stick and eat it

Slice his fat off with a chainsaw

Keep on gaining more weight

What is Riyinee's #1 rule?

8-4=8, because when you take away 4, the 4's gone. The answer is 8

Carrot

Whip that thingymajig, and now nae nae that thingymajig!

When you whip someone's butt with a whip, you get whipped cream

What is Riyinee's favorite toy?

A hanger that you can hang a Barbie doll with. Pull the string and SLIT!

A toy conveyor belt that leads into Riyinee's hole (Which one? You decide)

An instrument of torture

John Cena

If Riyinee could do anything in the world, what would it be?

Turn into Jeffy (see Nolan's quiz for more information)

Grow one of his body parts bigger than the rest of his body

Kiss, then chew his butt without taking it off (WOW ;) what flexibility)

Fill in his buttcrack with tar

If Riyinee had a pimple, what would he do with it?

Punch it, hoping it would come off

Try to peel it off with masking tape

Treat it like a baby by giving it milk

Try to dissolve it with soda acid

What is Riyinee's favorite food

Earwax mixed with ketchup

Whipped cream-from his own butt!

A raw cactus with its spikes on it

Shredded human with jalapeño

What would Riyinee do if he listened to PPAP?

Stab and kill himself with a pen

Mush up his mama with a pen

Stab his head to "get smarter"

Become a mutant killing people with pens

Would Riyinee ever walk around in speedos? (if he didn't, he'd die)

Yes, but with shame and reluctancy

NEVERRRRRRRR!

He would walk on a catwalk with them

He would date Taylor Swift with them

Who are Riyinee's parents?

Barack Obama and Donald Twumpy-Wumpy

Fred and George, identical twins from Harry Potter

Mily Cirus, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift (ooh, a love triangle!)

John Cena and Michelle Obama

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