Which Sterling Ave Roomie are you?
1. It’s a Sunday morning and the boys had a night of debauchery in Boken the night before. What are you doing at 10am?
A. Walking down the stairs in a bathrobe to pick up the two McDonalds coffee’s you got from uber eats.
B. Knocking on your sleeping roommate’s door to tell them that hangovers don’t exist.
C. Still sleeping in an incredibly uncomfortable position, fully dressed, boots still on.
D. Downstairs cleaning up from the pregame.
E. Asking if we’re still going to hit a climb today. No, it’s okay, I was just asking.
2. The gang loses you at a basement show, where are you?
A. You didn’t come. You insisted live music is stupid.
B. You had to take a critical work-related phone call.
C. You’re smoking outside, shooting the shit with one of the bass players.
D. You’re climbing a tree in the backyard.
E. You’re chatting up a girl who knows the band better than you do. You’re convinced you’re fumbling. It’s a wash.
3. The gang is trying to hit a classic 5pm climb. What are doing right before?
A. Lying in bed. You’re sleepy and not sure if you have a climb in you.
B. You’re being woken up from the mere 4 hours of rest you’ve had in the past 48 hours. Head pounding, you’re still mobilizing to the best of your ability.
C. You say you don’t have time. Climbing really isn’t your bag anyway.
D. You’re pacing the living room waiting for the exact moment to clock out.
E. You’re sitting on the couch, climbing bag on, already talking about your project.
4. It’s kino night at Sterling. What’s your pick?
A. You’re not watching the movie. You’re gaming upstairs.
B. A slasher. Gore, boobs, cheap one-liners. We’ve probably already seen it a few times.
C. The new Nick Cage flick. Supposedly this one is good. Guys. Give it a shot.
D. You’re pretty much down for whatever. Probably going to have to leave half-way through to go home.
E. Some dumbass French indie movie where nothing happens but everyone is stunning.
5. Today is the big Sterling bash. No idea when people are coming and nothing’s ready. What are you doing?
A. You’re nowhere to be found. Did you say you were going home?
B. Wait? Who’s coming?
C. Showering. Why did we drink so much last night?
D. Is it too early to start taking shots?
E. This place looks like shit. Can we start cleaning? Please?
6. In typical fashion, the Sterling bash has heated up. People are dancing, drinks are flowing. Where can someone find you?
A. On the porch, vape in hand, talking about politicians.
B. Playing beer ball with home friends and asking to hit someone’s vape. You’re on a 5 win-streak.
C. Puking in the back yard. 15 shots will do that do ya.
D. Devouring some Cluck-u mini bites. Buffalo barbeque please.
E. Doing a bit you’ll probably get anxious about tomorrow.
7. What’s for dinner?
A. Entire box of pasta, pound of ground beef. Seasoning? I hardly know her.
B. I don’t know. John! What are you making again?
C. Some recipe from tik-tok. Now this is fine French cuisine!
D. Another cliff bar. They were giving them out! Of course I took 20!
E. Tuna sandwich. Lil fresh spinach on top. Glass of cold apple cider. Are we doing this?
8. The boys get invited to a party last minute. What’s the fit looking like?
A. Band tee, cardigan, dickies. Did someone call the uber yet?
B. The fit? I haven’t even picked out my watch! Can someone toss me a beer?
C. Depends what’s currently on the bedroom floor. Do you think this shirt is too tight?
D. I was thinking about this shirt, but not sure how I feel about the pants. This is a disaster. Does anyone have a belt I could borrow?
E. I’m going to hang back actually. Parties are kind of annoying.
9. You finally score a date with that hinge baddie. She’s way out of your league and you cannot fumble this. What’s your first date plan?
A. Nice sushi place, walk around the park. Maybe check out the local music venue if I don’t succumb to her feminine wiles, that is.
B. She said she’s down to go rock climbing. Is that a weird first date? Am I supposed to have her insta? Am I supposed to know her last name? Now you guys are making me second guess.
C. Sorry guys, she’s not coming actually. That chick at the climbing gym is soooo bad, though.
D. Venetian ball, tiffany brooches, gold leaf tuna tartar. No I have a really good feeling about this. She said she reads books.
E. I know, I know. Making a profile is just so weird. I don’t even have any pictures of me.
The gang is going camping. The sun is out, there’s an unfound sweetness in the air. Slowly, we’re inching towards the afternoon when we said we’d leave early this time. What’s holding you up?
A. Forgot to pack. Currently tossing everything in a garbage bag.
B. Woke up late, critical shower. What are they going to do if we’re a little late. What are they, fascist park rangers or something?
C. Waiting patiently all morning. Why did I agree to drive with Lind?
D. Already in the running car. Knee deep in google maps. On the phone with the park service trying to make sure the trip isn’t already botched.
E. Packing pre-made tuna sandwiches. Of course I’m sure these will survive the drive.
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