The fact that he's still alive even though he's probably on a diet of only milk and cookies
He knows the name of every child in existence and where they live
He knows what every child wants
He sends elves to peoples' houses to watch them until Christmas
Who is responsible for 9/11?
Birds
Sentient planes
The month of September
Taylor Swift
Tom Cruise
Fish
Are aliens real?
Yes
No
Maybe
IDK
No, but fish are
I am one
Who is most likely to start a revolution against Chess.com?
Scemer
Chessian
KOB
Lily
Caleb
Jared
If Russia where to take over Ukraine, what would the best course of action for America be?
Start World War 3
Get NATO to attack Russia
Go to war with Russia
Blow up Chernobyl's reactor
Blow up the moon
Go to war with Mexico
If you get bullied, what do you do?
Start a civil war in the school
Call the president and say they're a Russian spy
Create a bonfire with all their school supplies
Get the entire school to not show up on the next school day
Call in an airstrike on their favorite tree
Start World War 3
It's Black Friday. What do you do first?
Hack all of the speakers in every store and blast All I Want For Christmas at max volume
Call every restaurant in existence and shut them down
Burn down a random tree
Walk into a store dressed in all black carrying a rifle and calmly buy a few items and then walk out
Steal a firetruck and spray water all over all the roads
Randomly yell "GRENADE!" while in the middle of a store
You're in a store and someone walks in with a gun. If you were a character in a movie, which song would start playing?
Free Bird
Seven Nation Army
Thunderstruck
Mission: Impossible theme song
John Wick theme song
Avengers theme song
Which element of Top Gun? (I'm so sorry)
The canopy
The coffee
Hollywood's F-14
Rooster's F-18
The F-14's front landing gear
Phoenix's F-18
Pick one state to eliminate
Alaska
Colorado
California
New Jersey
Wisconsin
Texas
Should I make more of these?
Yes
No
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